You can spot a birthday girl from a mile away. She’s the one walking around with a ridiculous sense of entitlement… wearing a sash and crown. Girls take their birthday celebrations extremely seriously and they hold that one day to an unbelievably high standard. If anything goes wrong, it takes another 364 days before they can make it right again. That’s a lot of pressure.
1. A typical birthday girl does a lot of this:
2. She greets her friends who come to her party like this:
3. She dresses like a princess despite that fact that she’s not a toddler.
4. And she gets angry with whoever doesn’t follow her birthday girl rules.
5. She walks into the club and expects this.
6. But when that doesn’t happen she’s like:
7. The DJ gives her a shout out and she’s like:
8. She poses for all her pictures like this:
9. She saves her good dances moves for the end of the night.
10. If you stop paying attention to her, she puts you in your place.
11. She drunkenly picks pointless fights with other girls in the bathroom.
12. And she has no problem going right up to the bartender like:
13. When the bartender finally cuts her off, she bad mouths him to the whole bar.
14. When people tell her she’s too old to be acting this way, she’s like:
15. So let’s raise our glasses to the birthday girl.
16. But don’t you dare think about missing her party.
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