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Breaking: Kim Kardashian Knows How To Smile

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Big news, everyone. Kim Kardashian, everyone’s favorite purveyor duck face in selfies, knows how to smile. This is the biggest news story to come out of 2014, after the possibility that Ariana Grande is a giant baby and the shocking emergence of the youngest Jenner’s lips, which grow more enormous by the day (because of lip liner, of course).

So, as we sail into 2015, keep this important advice in mind. No smiling or laughing, because wrinkles. Who needs happiness, anyway?

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