My friend and I went to watch 50 Shades of Grey. We haven’t read the books and we had little knowledge on what to expect. I knew there was some S&M sex involved but never knew why, where, when or how. I wanted to see for myself the hype most women were talking about.
Here is every thought that went through my head while watching the movie.
Is this the plot of a porno movie?
Well, hello Mr. Grey
Ugh never mind, he’s so cheesy
Anastasia, girl get it together
OMG The Weeknd’s song
Well, I think I might be into that contract thing…
“The Submissive will not drink to excess, smoke, take recreational drugs, or put herself in any unnecessary danger”
Is that Beyonce’s song?
Why is Anastasia always naked and not Grey?
Why are people giggling?