This is what it’s come to guys. Moms bringing (bad, abuse supporting) erotica to the beach was just the first step, now we have kinky Disney on daytime talk shows. Yes, Ellen DeGeneres, whose stand-up you can watch with your grandparents and usually spends her show praising adorable small children doing adorable small children things, aired a mash-up of the upcoming live action Cinderella and Fifty Shades of Grey. Yup, a Disney princess was being stroked by a dom’s whip while kids ate their after school snacks. And I’ve got to say, it looks better than the real Shades movie.