When you find out your husband has a Tinder profile, there’s only one appropriate way to respond: by getting even. And no, we’re not talking about banging some rando on the street and taping it for your husband to watch later, we’re saying you should f*ck with him. Everyone, take notes.
When this woman came across her husband’s Tinder profile, she did the most logical thing she could think of: changing it to the point of embarrassment. Instead of calling and ripping him a new one, she changed his main photo to a horrifying up-close shot that makes his head look like a potato. Then she wrote him a new bio that was more fitting to his a**hole personality.
“Hey my name is Mike I’m married with two kids,” it read. “I have a tiny dick that is STI infested.”
BURN MIKE BURN.
“My wife found my profile if you can’t tell and I don’t know yet that she’s talking on the phone right now with one of my girls and is leaving me. I’m a piece of sh*t who doesn’t give a flying f*ck about anyone but myself. I have been talking and cheating for so long don’t be sad if I don’t remember your name because I send the same generic sh*t to all you girls. Feel free to blow me up with hate mail.”
Bad move Mike, bad move. Here’s hoping you learned your lesson or there will be a second divorce in your near future! Good luck, buddy!