Oh, the holidays. The time we have to give back, count our blessings and consider how grateful we are to have the people we love in our lives. Or, in the case of Morgan Svobodny, the holidays are the perfect time to loathe our sibling’s existence.
Morgan, 20, of Minnesota is frequently pranked by her older brother, Zachary, 23. She says, “He’s creative, to say the least, I’m not sure where he comes up with these things in his head – he’s comically talented really.”
In 2014, he gave her the with some slight changes.
Obviously, this year was no different.
Zachary sent their relatives quite the holiday card, featuring a heartfelt image of Morgan… with the rapper Chief Keef edited beside her as though they were a couple.
He also included a loving note from Morgan to the fam.
The note reads:
Happy holidays, everyone! I hope you all had an amazing 2016 and are looking forward to making 2017 even better. This year has treated me fantastic!
Since September, I’ve been in a very serious relationship with an amazing guy named Keith Cozart, a famous rapper who some of you may know as Chief Keef. He has many hit songs that you’ve probably heard, such as “That’s The Shit I Don’t Like,” “I Hate Being Sober” and “These Bitches Love Sosa.” Keith is an amazing guy with a lot going for him and this is the happiest I’ve been in at least 6 months! I dropped out of college last month because I found out that I’m pregnant and I’m pretty sure Keith is the dad (not positive though). Keither and I plan on moving to Atlanta in March and we couldn’t be more excited!!
Best wishes to you all in 2017!!
P.S. Bang Bang
Oh, and just a small detail… Morgan didn’t find out about the card until after he sent it out. “My Aunt Jen called me regarding my ‘new boyfriend’ and that she had gotten a Christmas card in the mail,” she said. “At this point, I knew Zach was at the bottom of it.”
Why Chief Keef, specifically? Morgan and Zach are both fans of his music and Zach knew Chief Keef’s song titles would evoke some reactions.
Since Morgan tweeted the photo, it’s been retweeted more than 100,000 times. Hopefully, her relatives don’t take the card too seriously. The question is, Morgan, what are you going to do to get even?