It’s no surprise that Corinne Olympios is the villain on the latest season of The Bachelor. Not only is she shameless about trying to get Nick Viall’s attention, but she also insists that her “platinum vajeen” will help her win the coveted final rose.
It may only be the second episode, but Olympios has proven to be the crazy of the group, especially after last week’s episode when she decided to go topless for her bizarre pool photo shoot. Apparently it was magical.
Right. Anyway, thanks to Barstool Sports, we just found out that Olympios’ crazy isn’t just for TV — she’s always been this way. So where’s the proof? In her high school yearbook, where she quoted Dr. Seuss, Weezy and Paris Hilton all in one page.
Her Dr. Seuss quote leads the page and is very telling. It reads, “Being crazy isn’t enough.” Maybe taking your top off is though? Future episodes should confirm whether or not this theory holds up.
The second quote from Weezy reads, “You can love me or hate me, I swear it won’t make or break me.” This is evident. Olympios could give two f*cks about what the girls think of her. We sense a rumble in the near future.
And finally, her third, most-poetic quote is from socialite Paris Hilton: “The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is to short to blend in.” Life is also too short to use spellcheck, apparently.
At least she’s being real? We guess? If Corinne wins this season because she is absolutely insane and can’t keep her top on, we will never have faith in Nick Viall again. Tell us what you think about Corinne in the comments below.