The College Girl’s Guide To Horoscope Hookups

I think everyone has been through an astrology phase. You’d find out your sign and compare it to your own personality, wondering whether or not it was actually true. If you had a crush, you probably even looked up your compatibility. While some people might think horoscopes are all talk, you’d be surprised at how accurate some of them are. Take a look at your sign and tell us if we nailed it or not.

Here’s a completely unscientific and fun look at your love life written by the stars.


Aries (March 20 to April 19)

An Aries lover is passionate and thrives on sexual satisfaction. Most of them know exactly what they want and they’re extremely set on getting it. Aries prefers spontaneity as opposed to a perfectly planned night. They’ll enjoy pleasing you, but don’t expect your lovemaking to last long. Aries tends to lack in the foreplay area and gets straight to business.

Compatible with: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra, Aquarius


Taurus (April 20 to May 20)

I could put a bull joke in here, but I wonder if it’s overdone? A Taurus lover is all about gratification, whether it be with food, entertainment or sex. They can be laid back to the point of laziness, so they’re not the type to chase skirts. They want to be seduced and pampered, but they can be fiercely loyal.

Compatible with: Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces


Gemini (May 21 to June 21)

The Gemini is a complicated lover for the unprepared. They’re extremely multifaceted and imaginative, so you need to be able to keep up. You can even try to surprise them and catch them off guard. Once you get them in the mood, don’t let them fall out of it. A Gemini lover’s mind tends to wander, so keep them stimulated some daring ideas. They’re also extremely verbal lovers, so brush up on your dirty talk.

Compatible with: Libra, Aquarius, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius


Cancer (June 22 to July 22)

Cancer lovers prefer to be emotionally comfortable before diving into the bedroom. They long for a meaningful and stable relationship where they can feel secure and loved. Once you woo and satisfy their needs, they can be quite creative and passionate. I wouldn’t recommend having flings with people born under this sign, however. Cancers can be serious and possessive of those they care about.

Compatible with: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn, Scorpio, Pisces


Leo (July 23 to August 22)

 

A Leo can be an extremely charming and charismatic lover in bed. They love being praised for their romantic endeavors and will keep trying to satisfy you. Leo lovers are very physically inclined and thrive off gentle touches and hugs. They enjoy being the center of attention and can be very giving in the bedroom. Unfortunately, Leos tend to have a fragile ego because of this. If you love foreplay, find a lion to cuddle with.

Compatible with: Aries, Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra, Aquarius


Virgo (August 23 to September 22)

Nothing fits Virgo more than “lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.” Virgo keeps a well-mannered and sweet facade on the outside. They enjoy calm romance and prefer the less aggressive and possessive lovers. Treat them with care and woo them the traditional way. It’ll pay off. Trust me. Don’t be fooled by their “vanilla” appearance. Virgos tend to be kinkier than the other signs due to the thrill of being modest by day and naughty by night.

Compatible with: Taurus, Capricorn, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces


Libra (September 23 to October 22)

Libra lovers appreciate the arts and have a slightly more refined taste compared to the rest of the signs. They’re perfectionists and usually know what they like in bed, but because of this, they can be a little detached. Libras love mental stimulation and approach sex with their mind first and libido second. Get them warmed up with some verbal foreplay to make their mind race with what you can do.

Compatible with: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius


Scorpio (October 23 to November 21)

Unlike the closet kink, Scorpio lovers aren’t afraid to let people know they love passionate sex. I’m not saying they’ll throw themselves on everything. They’re highly seductive creatures and are more open to naughty ideas. Despite how kinky they can be, a Scorpio lover isn’t that into casual sex and seeks an emotional connection with their partner.

Compatible with: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn


Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21)

Those born under Sagittarius are adventurous and set on having a good time. They’re not usually opposed to casual sex as long as it satisfies their need for excitement. They can be very lusty lovers and can provide a passionate night, but don’t try to tie them down. Feel free to suggest those weird positions you found online or in that magazine. They’ll probably be down for it. Sagittarius is a free spirit and isn’t a fan of repetition and planning. They prefer spontaneous and unpredictable relationships.

Compatible with: Aries, Leo, Gemini, Libra, Aquarius


Capricorn (December 22 to January 19)

Capricorns have the face of a conservative, dedicated worker, but they play hard in the bedroom. On the outside, they are very dependable and career driven. That same passion to do well translates into their bedroom skills. Once you warm them up, they can be extremely giving and satisfy your needs before theirs. Just don’t expect them to be strong in the PDA department. It works out in the long run. Because they work hard to satisfy and impress you, Capricorns tend to have a ton of stamina, if you get what I mean.

Compatible with: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces


Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)

Aquarius lovers take a bit more work to get into a passionate frenzy. They’re intellects to the core and usually get turned on by some mental stimulation. Maybe you could try sending them teasing texts and keep them guessing what you have in store for them. Just don’t throw sudden curveballs on them. They can be a bit conservative in the bedroom at first and are one of the more emotionally detached signs.

Compatible with: Gemini, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius


Pisces (February 19 to March 20)

Landing a Pisces lover is a little like fishing. You need patience and an appreciation for romance. It takes time and effort to cultivate a meaningful relationship with Pisces, but when she loves, she loves hard. Pisces are naturally imaginative and creative, so just imagine what they can bring to the bedroom. They aim to please their lover, but be warned. They can be very fragile and emotionally sensitive, so don’t make them self-conscious or else you could be kicked out of the bedroom.

Compatible with: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

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