ABC really kept us hanging until the last minute, but Rachel Lindsay’s guy for The Bachelorette is here at last.
Of course, we did the only logical thing to do in this situation: judge them based solely on their ABC.com cast bios. (When you admit to getting hard at work and listing your occupation as an “aspiring drummer,” you’re just asking for it.)
Some of our favorite guys included Kenny (the professional wrestler), Josiah (an attorney – just like Rachel!) and Rob (spoiler alert: this one was based mostly off his looks).
The ones who we don’t expect to get a rose? You’ll have to tune in to find out! We also predict who this season’s villain will be, who will get wasted on the first night, and who will have one of the inevitable limo entrances that make us cringe.
You can listen below via SoundCloud or download on iTunes!
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