Lindsay Lohan, on the heels of announcing what is sure to be the new Goop and immediately prior to asking Emma Stone to co-star in a movie that already exists, has extended a cordial invitation to three of the most notable powerhouses in Hollywood.
LiLo, the picture of casualness, invited lip sync denier Britney Spears, the now-brunette yoga DJ Paris Hilton, and postpartum Beyoncé to the Mykonos in Greece for her 31st birthday this weekend via Twitter.
“#nicegirls @britneyspears @parishilton come to #mykonos for my birthday this weekend,” she wrote, adding, seemingly as an afterthought: “@Beyonce you too.”
It’s an impeccable lineup — and Twitter has no idea how to react.
None of the A-listers have responded yet to the casual invitation, but considering Queen B just had The Twins™ and Britney’s a little busy performing in Tel Aviv this weekend, Hilton is the only guest who may be able to make the party.
That said, I’m totally free this weekend.