Name : Brittany
School : University of Richmond
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My heart follows Aaron Carter's jazz flute voice and leaps like a platypus at the whisper of his name.

Posts by Brittany

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Let’s Extend The Olive Branch

Do you know what today is? No, it’s not just the CollegeCandy.com editor’s half birthday – it’s the International Day of Peace! A day where people around the globe come together to reflect on the world peace we (and all those Miss America contestants) yearn for.

September 21, 2009 5
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Hey VH1: Miley Cyrus Is Not a Diva!

When I think of divas, my mind automatically goes to artists such as Mariah Carey, Celine Dion or Whitney Houston. But VH1 has other plans for this year’s Divas show, premiering live tomorrow night. Kelly Clarkson, Adele, Leona Lewis, Jordin Sparks, Jennifer Hudson and Miley Cyrus will be the headlining performers this year.

September 16, 2009 7
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So Everything ISN’T Bigger in Texas…

You know when you meet a great guy and you really hit it off? Everything is going swimmingly and you’re starting to imagine the wedding and the kids and the white picket fence, when you reach between his legs and… womp, womp, womp… all your dreams come crashing down. It turns out that your tube of Nars Orgasm lipstick is bigger than what that dreamboat is packing. And you had no idea.

September 16, 2009 26
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The US Open is All About The Sexy [Poll]

While The US Open is typically a tournament to crown the best of the best on the tennis court, this year it was more about the Lust-Lust than the L0ve-Love. (That’s a really bad tennis score reference, if you didn’t get it.)

September 15, 2009 4
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The Biggest Jerk in America: Kanye West or Joe Wilson?

Although some of us – cough cough, College Candy, cough cough – are more accepting than others, I think most of us can agree that Kanye West is a jackass. And leave it to President Obama to tell it like it is in an off-the-record comment in a CNBC interview yesterday. Who knew Obama had such a potty-mouth!

September 15, 2009 9
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Stay In School, Stay In Marriage

Yesterday, President Obama urged students to stay in school. He said that you can’t drop out of school and expect to drop into a good job. Well, apparently, you can’t drop into a good marriage either.

September 9, 2009 5
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You’ve Been De-Friended

I am going to have a sit down with my Facebook friends list and carefully consider who belongs there, who does not, and which family members need to be moved to the “Limited Profile” list. Yes, de-friending is a vicious process, but it has to be done in order to make way for new and more important friendships. Read: the people with the most exciting photos to stalk.

September 8, 2009 5
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Why Men Are Bumbling Idiots

I find Jude Law to be mind-numbingly attractive. There is no doubt in my mind that if I were ever to happen across him, I would be reduced to simple sentences and one-syllable words. But according to a new study, it’s Jude who has to worry about the mind-numbing affect when interacting with members of the opposite sex.

September 8, 2009 18
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Happy 40th Birthday, Internet!

Dear Internet, Happy (alleged) Birthday! I hope this letter finds you well and spyware free. It’s been 40 years since you first transferred data between computers and look how far you’ve come! I would like to take this time to tell you how much I cherish you, Internet.

September 2, 2009 2
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Some Guys DO Know How To Dress!

When I walk into class every morning in my carefully planned outfit, complete with meticulously-matched accessories, it really disappoints me to see all the boys looking – how shall I put this? – less than stellar. If Cher was not expected to swoon over baggy pants and a backwards cap, than neither am I.

September 2, 2009 4