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Dec 1, 2008Style
Style Idol: Spicing It Up, Victoria Beckham

Style Idol: Spicing It Up, Victoria Beckham

[Celebrities get paid to look good and serve as a style guide to all us common folk, and part of...

Jul 22, 2008Lifestyle
Candy Dish: Live from prison, it’s the Dark Knight!

Candy Dish: Live from prison, it’s the Dark Knight!

Live from prison, it’s the Dark Knight! LOL, Jessica Simpson wants to be a singer!…Wait, but, um, isn’t she? Speidiwood:...

Jul 17, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Jesse Jackson Is Still Not an Obama fan

Candy Dish: Jesse Jackson Is Still Not an Obama fan

Jesse Jackson is still not an Obama fan…like, at all And the Justin Timberlake backlash has begun! Models may be...

Jul 15, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: “The Dark Knight” is upon us

Candy Dish: “The Dark Knight” is upon us

“The Dark Knight” is upon us! WHO ELSE IS FREAKING OUT?! Keeping up with the Kardashians…in jail Sarah and Jimmy...

Jul 14, 2008Entertainment
Top 5 Away Messages That Need to go Away

Top 5 Away Messages That Need to go Away

I mean, Instant Messenger has been around forever. Remember those days in high school, when you would tell your parents...

Jul 10, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: I blame Carrie Bradshaw For Fhis

Candy Dish: I blame Carrie Bradshaw For Fhis

I blame Carrie Bradshaw for this I never thought I’d say this: I feel bad for Brooke Hogan Rev Jesse...

Jul 9, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: JLS’s Baby LIVES!

Candy Dish: JLS’s Baby LIVES!

THE JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS BABY IS REAL! Moving out–more than a Billy Joel song Bartender, bartender, make me a match LOL...

Jul 8, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Even McTeeny was McDreamy

Candy Dish: Even McTeeny was McDreamy

Even McTeeny was McDreamy–and he could juggle! OMG, it’s so annoying when my wedding dress totally rips apart at the...

Jul 2, 2008Entertainment
Former Heartthrobs: When Time is Not Your Friend

Former Heartthrobs: When Time is Not Your Friend

So, my boyfriend Mario Lopez–jealous much?–was recently named People Magazine’s Hottest Bachelor of 2008. The dude is like a fine...

Jul 1, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Paris Bennett is going to be an American Mommy

Candy Dish: Paris Bennett is going to be an American Mommy

Paris Bennett is going to be an American Mommy The Simpson-Wentz bump has arrived! Apparently, Posh Spice dated one of...

Jun 30, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: …And the Blonde Weaves Go Flying

Candy Dish: …And the Blonde Weaves Go Flying

Every dude’s dream: Pam VS Jessica Barack is the new Barbie If girls ruled the internet Watch Amy Winehouse punch...

Jun 27, 2008Entertainment
Dear BF, I’m Leaving You for the Jonas Brothers

Dear BF, I’m Leaving You for the Jonas Brothers

Dear Boyfriend, While you were at your frat’s campfire Friday night—I know, triple kegger! How could you not check it...

Jun 26, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: a Colbert tribute to the late George Carlin

Candy Dish: a Colbert tribute to the late George Carlin

A Colbert tribute to the late George Carlin Realistic Hollywood sex scene--NSFW I don't know who has lower standards in...

Jun 3, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: She’s Just Being Miley

Candy Dish: She’s Just Being Miley

Oh, she’s just being Miley…via Brett Ratner This whole “presidential election” thing has got more drama than any MTV reality...

May 30, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: 20 Hottest Young Royals

Candy Dish: 20 Hottest Young Royals

Forbes presents the 20 Hottest Young Royals Hey, neat: John Mayer and Pete Wentz are BFF Who doesn’t like a...

May 21, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Bye, Bye, Bye Lou Pearlman!

Candy Dish: Bye, Bye, Bye Lou Pearlman!

Bye, Bye, Bye Lou Pearlman! Oh, to be John Mayer’s camera. I really think teenagers are getting dumber by the...

May 21, 2008Entertainment
Why I’m Single: The Uncle Jesse Syndrome

Why I’m Single: The Uncle Jesse Syndrome

Everywhere I go, I see couples of all shapes and sizes. I’m no Supermodel, but I’m not a total trainwreck...

May 20, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Ali Lohan is no fan of Mean Girls

Candy Dish: Ali Lohan is no fan of Mean Girls

Ali Lohan is no fan of mean girls Justin Timberlake is bringing marriage back 9021-Oh, wait, are they racist? Most....

May 19, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: it’s Barack O’MANIA!!

Candy Dish: it’s Barack O’MANIA!!

It’s Barack O’MANIA!! George Clooney’s inner dialogue You know, sometimes I wonder what Amy Winehouse’s thoughts would sound like Living...

May 18, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Fizz Cups Are Hot, Un-Hot Dudes Are Not

Candy Dish: Fizz Cups Are Hot, Un-Hot Dudes Are Not

Top 5 Un-hot Hotties But when will my consistent failures pay off?? …The folks from Gossip Girl wonder the same...

May 15, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Imagine the Freakin’ Scholarships!

Candy Dish: Imagine the Freakin’ Scholarships!

While you acquired the Freshman 15, this dude became Mayor. No, like, a real one. The Flight of the Concords...

May 14, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: The Final Sign of the Apocalypse

Candy Dish: The Final Sign of the Apocalypse

It’s the final sign that the Apocalypse is here–Winehouse and Doherty I tend to only date guys with a nice...

May 13, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Jessica Alba, Identity Crisis

Candy Dish: Jessica Alba, Identity Crisis

Jessica Alba is having an identity crisis Fraggle Rock: can you imagine the modern-day cast? Finally–what web site logos really...

May 12, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Amy Winehouse Redefines Roadkill

Candy Dish: Amy Winehouse Redefines Roadkill

Amy Winehouse: redefines “roadkill” one photo at a time LINDSAY LOHAN: STOP WITH THE FREAKIN’ LEGGINGS! This might be why...

May 10, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Leggings are NOT pants!

Candy Dish: Leggings are NOT pants!

Listen up, Lohan: leggings are NOT pants! Happy Mother’s Day: finally, two dudes moms and daughters agree on Biodegradable furniture...

May 8, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Perez & Hot Topic Scream “Fashion”

Candy Dish: Perez & Hot Topic Scream “Fashion”

When I think fashion, I think Perez Hilton and Hot Topic Click here to learn how to help the Myanmar...

May 7, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Mr. and Mrs. Mariah Carey

Candy Dish: Mr. and Mrs. Mariah Carey

You know, I kind of like Mr. and Mrs. Mariah Carey Before you blow $80 on a bra, Mr. Big...

May 5, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: “The Dark Knight” looks AWESOME

Candy Dish: “The Dark Knight” looks AWESOME

“The Dark Knight” is already my favorite movie ever I get “blackout” to level the gender playing fields This guy...

May 3, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Why Study for Finals When We’ve Got Links?!

Candy Dish: Why Study for Finals When We’ve Got Links?!

Iron Man is unstoppable! Simon Pegg entertains me far, far too much Harriet the Spy is back, baby And look,...

May 2, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: “The Office” should close for maintenance

Candy Dish: “The Office” should close for maintenance

Maybe “The Office” should close for some maintenance The CollegeHumor All Nighter was awesome–here are their videos! Ten songs to...

Apr 28, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Miley Cyrus is Still Illegal

Candy Dish: Miley Cyrus is Still Illegal

News flash: Miley Cyrus is still illegal …Which apparently Roger Clemens is into Baggage that will blow a second date...

Apr 24, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: I love Tina Fey

Candy Dish: I love Tina Fey

I love Tina Fey and her poopy perspective 20 pick-up lines for people wearing keyboard pants I can only imagine...

Apr 23, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Fergie’s take on “Sex and the City”

Candy Dish: Fergie’s take on “Sex and the City”

Fergie’s take on the “Sex and the City” theme song A room full of people and nobody said a word...

Apr 21, 2008Lifestyle
Candy Dish: Danica Patrick, New face of Girl Power

Candy Dish: Danica Patrick, New face of Girl Power

Watch out Spice Girls: Danica Patrick is the new face of Girl Power Paris Hilton and her b*tches Getting to...

Apr 19, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Some Weekend Fun

Candy Dish: Some Weekend Fun

Cory Matthews is, and forever will be, my dream man. Mom, can I please go to Camp Rock this summer?!...