Put a “Mork” in it–it’s done! More like Mrs. Doubt-fired! Can’t-”Patch”-up-this-marriage Adams.

I could go on, but I think you get the gist: Robin Williams is ending his 19-year marriage to Marcia Garces Williams, the former nanny of his child with another wife, Valerie Valardi (holy baby mama drama, Batman!). REPORTS cite “irreconcilable differences.”

All I can say is: sad face.

Who cares if his volume of body hair exceeds that of any animal featured alongside him in Jumanji? Robin …

ANTM: Menstruation is the new black

Mary-Kate Olsen: no longer homeless-chic

Lauren Conrad’s fashion tips

John Mayer needs a hobby–like music or something

God Bless American Idol

Ashley Dupre lied about her age–shocker

It’s Dr. Pepper with an irrelevant, glam-rocker twist!

How did I miss the PURE SEX that is Jim Sturgess!?

Celeb Family Fued–I’d watch Lohan vs. Spears

Daily WTF: your pet turtle is just really stressed out right now at work, OK?…

• Fat Jared Leto ups my self-esteem

• Rihanna live in Moscow…and bondage

• This just in: Johnny Depp is perfect.

• “Over the Hills” via BWE Blog

• If a stranger knocks on your door asking for your panties, don’t open it

• Finally, some back fat support

• Ashley Dupré is vag-tastic!

• I’ll vote for the candidate that promises to shut these girls up fastest

• Mary-Kate Olsen walks among us

• Have you Rickrolled today?…

The picture you have just witnessed is not a reenactment. It’s an actual shot, taken by my equally-disturbed friend, of a comment made by a professor on an assignment of mine.

…Excuse me?

But the trauma doesn’t end there.

I obviously set the picture as my default on Facebook, and then two days later received a friend request from the teacher.

Wait, I’m sorry–WHAT?!

Since this unfortunately isn’t the first time I’ve encountered either problem, it’s subsequently been the last …

If Maxim radio host and model Diana Falzone can’t catch a break with the fellas, is there any hope for the rest of us mere Photoshop-less, fluorescently-lit plebians? Well, following that whole Spitzer thing and Glamour Magazine’s jackass blogger, Falzone has had enough–and is starting a revolution! Well, sort of.

Here’s an excerpt from her blog:

“There is only so much infidelity a person can handle before they stop believing in love. In order to keep women of the …

As independent, hard-working women of the modern world, we’re constantly faced with stresses, pressures and challenges. So, the next time a situation tosses the words “can‘t,” “never,” and “impossible” your way…just remember the following: you can do anything you put your mind to.

No, seriously, if a goat can walk across a tightrope with a monkey on its back, anything is f&%cking possible.

I mean. Watch this goat. AND this monkey. ON A TIGHTROPE!!!

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February 8th: Female student shoots two fellow students to death before ultimately killing herself at Louisiana Technical College in Baton Rouge.

February 11th: 17-year-old student shoots and critically wounds a fellow student during high school gym period in Memphis, TN.

February 12th: 14-year-old boy shoots a classmate, 15, at junior high school in Oxnard, CA. The victim is declared brain dead.

These three shootings preceded the most recent school tragedy to take America by the heartstrings. February 14th, 2008 will …

On the one hand, it’s exciting as hell to see the media’s involvement in this election. Not just media as in journalists covering it–but media, as in all of the new technologies being utilized.

Between Hillary doing that set of YouTube videos to find her campaign song, to various political podcasts you can download and listen to on the subway or at the gym, to the MySpace/MTV live candidate dialogues–our society is making information really accessible to everyone. And …