Name : John
School : UConn
About :
1. I turn my pillow over to the cool side about seven hundred times each night. 2. After college, I'm going to secede from the Union and become the King of Taco Bell.

Posts by John

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Overheard: Things We Like to Do

(Girl, bringing a drink back to a table.)
Guy: Whad’ya get?
Girl: It’s a gimlet.
Guy: Oh. We usually freeze those. Or put them in the gravy.

April 11, 2010 2
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Overheard: Hand-to-Boob Combat

(Two girls, on a campus bus.)
Girl 1: So did they have sex?
Girl 2: No, they boarded Penetration Station but the train never left.

March 28, 2010 2
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Overheard: What Am I Made Of

(Guy and girl in tour group, walking through campus.)
Guy: Flying’s weird. Turbulence feels like you’re … hitting a ton of small animals, or something.
Girl: Ohh-kay. Don’t know you well enough for that kind of humor yet.

March 21, 2010 5
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Overheard: Maya on Faya

(Guy, girl, in a restaurant.)
Guy: I’ve heard from Davis and Florida State.
Girl: Wait, Florida State? Where’s that?

March 14, 2010 0
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Overheard: The Rumpus Room

(Girls, talking at dinner.)
Girl: Today was horrible.
Girl 2: Yeah?
Girl 1: I had the worst headache. It was so bad, I couldn’t pee.

March 7, 2010 2
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Overheard: Human Sized Hamster Ball

(Two girls, walking)
Girl 1: OK, we take this to the grave.
Girl 2: Yeah, no one can find out.
Girl 1: Kinda like the time I cried in the Lizzie McGuire movie.
Girl 2: Or when you peed on Stacie’s boots

February 21, 2010 11
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Overheard, With Feeling

(Girls, at breakfast.)
Girl 1: How was the party?
Girl 2: Weird. Some guy and his girlfriend trapped me in the bathroom all night.

February 14, 2010 1
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Overheard: Go Watch the Super Bowl Instead

(Girls, watching television in the lounge.)
Girl 1: I just like Peyton and beer.
Girl 2: I’d hit Peyton. I’d hit his chin, too, if he had. one.

February 7, 2010 2
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Overheard: Dry Heaves

(Two girls, walking.)
Girl 1: So how was last night?
Girl 2: It was great. Craziest sex I’ve ever had…. But I’m worried. I think he might like me.

January 31, 2010 4
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Overheard: I Was One of Those Ships

(Girl, on the phone.)
Girl: Uh, just so you know, that pee in the bed last night was yours, not mine…. Yeah I’m sure…. No as soon as I heard that coming out I grabbed my pants and ran out…. Yeah, I’ll need to come get my bra later.

January 24, 2010 7