The woman has spoken. In response to the “40 Things Men do Wrong in the Bedroom” I found last week, an incredibly insightful and hilarious female blogger has posted a response.

Before reading it I thought to myself, “Um, I do nothing wrong in the bedroom…I am a freak in the sheets.” Turns out even I – a self proclaimed Sex Goddess (who has had very few complaints) – have a few bedroom shortcomings.

I will be honest: it …

OMG. I know I am a little slow on the uptake, but due to a giganto exam I had to spend Monday night in the library instead of on my couch with Lauren, Heidi and Whitney. Thankfully, my good friend TiVO was there in my time of need and I finally got to watch the drama unfold on this week’s episode of The Hills.

And it was AMAZING – especially without having to sit through MTV’s 3.5 minute …

If you are anything like me – fabulous, sexy, hilariously funny, and just about perfect – then you are also trying to balance your party life with your staying-healthy life. You workout hard every morning, eat salads with the dressing on the side and always (always) order diet soda.

But you also like to party. Like really party.

After all, we are in college. And despite what our parents say, the biggest part of college life happens to include a …

Bad news. According to some article I read yesterday while sitting in Stats lecture, there is a severe cocoa shortage happening as we speak.

I am not really an economics/business minded person, so I can’t tell you why there is a shortage, but it doesn’t matter. All that matters is that there is. And I am scared. My life revolves around chocolate. I turn to my good friend Cocoa in times of happiness and times of extreme boy-related-depression. How can …

Spring is here (sorta, at least). You know what that means: boxed wine on the porch, boys in khaki cargo shorts and blue button downs – mmmm – and, for me, an annual “It’s Almost Bathing Suit Season” freak out.

I didn’t even realize how close summer was until I woke up for my 9am class this morning and saw that it was already 55 degrees out. Clearly, I was excited at the prospect of leaving the house without Uggs …

Monday’s aren’t my favorite day of the week for many reasons:

1) it’s Monday

2) my favorite bar cancelled their $1 pitcher night

3) I am always totally hung over from the weekend

Yet, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. At 10:00pm. On MTV.

And it is called, The Hills.

While my own life reflects Lauren’s in many ways (my name is Lauren…oh wait, that’s it) it is nice to avoid the ridiculous drama …

In the past 2 weeks I have gone home from the bar with 4 different guys.

But my inability to meet a man worthy more than a few hours of awkward conversation and a long walk of shame (among other things….) is not the point of this rant. The fact that all four guys had one major thing in common is. What do they have in common, you ask?

No, not an oversized bald spot (only one had that). Or …

Finally, St. Patty’s day is almost here! The holiday that brings everyone together to celebrate the Gods who invented beer.

Or something like that.

Whatever it is, I’m ready: I’ve got my head to toe in festive green apparel – including a low cut green tank with that lacy green bra.

Of course I’m looking forward to the drinking-fest. The thing is I’m not into the green beer. I don’t need my teeth to match my shirt – gross.

So …

I was never one to spend a lot of money on my under-layers. You know, those sexy little panties (worst word ever, by the way) and lacy/flowery bras. Yes, I liked to look sexy once my clothes were removed, but I always thought that matching my bra to my underwear was enough (black on black never got any complaints). But while perusing the lingerie section in Target last weekend, I found some very cute and super sexy lingerie…and it was …

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You: kind of a big deal. Your schedule: hectic (obviously). But you’d really like to fit in some good old community service between those classes, a job and all the mandatory girl-bonding time.

Well, you’re in luck. Thanks to Bono and the philanthropic people …