Some girls may have high school homecoming corsages dried and preserved in a chest of memories, while others have likely burned any evidence that they took their younger brother two years in a row. However you recall your high school homecomings- – get ready for a whole new ball game in college.

Move over Bratz! Mattel’s still got a little something up it’s sleeves for the Barbie franchise. Now the question: good or bad? Mattel’s new News Anchor Barbie may be trying to embody the smart, sexy, powerful woman that is so prominent today; and we all know that a pink power suit say “I am woman hear me roar.”

Oh college, you slay me. Between my eye-popping total for text books (looks like another semester of ramen and Capri Sun) and overdoses of 5 Hour Energy (yes, already), sometimes the only thing that keeps me sane is walking home from campus or work in the pouring rain. Pause. Not.

Apparently there are worse things than toothbrush shanks and dropping the soap in prison. More specifically: the Kardashians. The high-profile, high-drama family has caused “emotional distress” for one inmate via being forced to watch both Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. The real kicker is this: he’s suing.