This is pretty much how I imagine married life.
Whenever I shop for home appliances or groceries, I always love picking up Febreze. The smell fixes everything, and seeing as I'm moving into my first apartment (awwww!), I know there are going to be a lot of cooking mistakes to cover up. However, my mama isn't going to be there to fund my Febreze addiction, and therefore things are going to get pricy.
I'd like to thank the 90s for fueling my love for school supply shopping. To this day, I get giddy at the thought of heading out to Target and Office Max in late August (all the pen possibilities!). But as I roam the aisles, I notice that things just aren't as jazzed up as they used to be.
How can you make sure a sexual encounter is awkward? Use the new Romney and Obama condoms! Part of me wishes I was kidding, but the other part just loves it so much. Strong and reliable, these are the candidates and condoms everyone wants!
Guys are foreign creatures. They are filled with mixed signals, week late text messages, and "NO ONE IS AWAKE RIGHT NOW" booty calls. One thing I've never understood is why guys are obsessed with lesbians.
Whether you have ever had a serious relationship before or not, we all have had a relationship in some form or another. Whether it be a friendship, casual fling, or every-once-in-a-while-aquaintence, there is a form of relationship.
Aug 24, 2012
A man in Augusta Georgia was discovered to be half naked and drunk after an apparent night "partying" with two uncaged monkeys. Lab employees gone wild!
Aug 24, 2012
Sometimes, you've just got to get those thoughts out into the world! But there are also people who use Twitter to brag, obsess, and essentially take up someone's entire feed. Hey, buddy, it's only 140 characters, calm down!
We've heard about the GOOP cleanses and Regina George's "cranberry juice only" craze (What? She wanted to lose three pounds), but let's be honest, this can be traumatizing to your body.
When it comes to Astrological readings, a lot of people are cynical. However, if you actually allow yourself to go along with it, it's shocking how true it can be.
As boring as the web can seem at times (is this only me..?), tit always sucks you in with plenty of procrastination opportunities.
Contrary to popular (male) belief, women are simple creatures. We like flip cup and Theroux novels just as much as the next guy. Playing the Devil's Advocate, here, I know that men and women are very much different, and advertisers have to market different things, but c'mon!
So whether you've moved in already or still have a few weeks to go, I've got you covered with the apps you need to succeed.
Let's be honest with ourselves: sometimes we give our pets more love than they give in return. This is usually captured in a "just hanging out with my dog" selfie or an instagram of your cat.
Even if you've only seen a preview, you can tell that the fashion is out of this world. Want to dress with the high level of class like the lead character Suzy Bishop? The boyscout inspired mode of Sam Shakusky?
Twitter trends are all about the Olympics for the next few days, but because our world is so weird, some interesting topics pop up here and there.
In an age where promiscuity isn't as frowned upon as it once was, cheating in the real world (not to discredit the lives of the famous) has become just another obstacle to get over. We blame it on the "ah ah ah ah ah alcohol" or we slide it under the rug to avoid actual confrontation of the situation.
I am the least handy person of anyone I know. I am willing to spend money on anything if it...
ID photos are the worst, simple as that. The people that manage to look good are both unappreciated and evil.
Although Kissing Day is behind us, we still encourage everyone to celebrate! Between the nation's heatwave and that summer fling, your lips need some TLC.
We're busy and stressed, but why not look good at the same time? No style is complete without good hair, and luckily for you, we've found seven time efficient hairstyles for girls like us who are always on the go!
Animal sass: not just for cats anymore! While the felines are the originators of unpleasant attitudes, it looks as if the rest of the animal kingdom is following suit.
Hey there, former me. Losing your virginity is a big deal, and I just wanted to prepare you for when the time comes.
You can't deny that animals are comical 75% of the time (the other times they're either attacking you, sleeping or just being Miley).
Whether you're an incoming freshmen or a 5th year senior, it is impossible to fully grasp college as a whole. There are so many dimensions that form niche after niche, and each dimension has its own take on things.
One voice in particular is that of "Elisabeth" who wrote an out-of-this-world-funny review of one of this year's hottest blockbusters. So which one was it?
We've all been in that situation: you're having a conversation with someone, ask an innocent question, and the next thing you know, everyone either thinks you're an idiot or a jerk.
RBF, more commonly known as "Raging Bitch Face", is more common than you might think. I, myself, suffer from it, and I can tell you I'm not alone.
I had to go into the depths of hell to retrieve this post, and I may need therapy. If you're actually a fan and this offends you, I'm deeply sorry, but look for yourself and I dare you not to agree.
You realize, after 12 hours of RomCom binging, that what's missing in your life is a relationship.
Luckily, like People Magazine has taught us for so many years, celebrities are just like us and have siblings!
I know far too many people who have been victims of infidelity. It's never an easy topic to discuss, and a lot of people don't truly know how they'd react until it actually happens.
If Liam knew and approved, then I could care less; she was just being Miley.
These women, however, decided to do the whole shebang and become new women entirely.