Posts by Jess
Candy Dish: Muscles, Motorcycles and Modern Feminism
Is Palin a “Muscular Feminist“?
Find out who is googling you
Oh no, Angie depressed?
Famous people say VOTE
Oh great. Now I can pee my pants in fear for a 5th time
I would not, thanks
Aw, Scarlett and Ryan are little Hollywood hippies!
Dear God, plug your ears now…
What have they done to Clive Owen?!
Fabulous bags on the cheap? Sign us up!
J. Simpson getting married for the second …
Are You Scared Sh*tless Yet?: Allstate’s Horribly Depressing Ad Campaign
The time has come for someone to say something. The madness has to stop. What madness am I talking about? Those effing Allstate Commercials. You know, the ones that make you afraid to do anything? The ones that have you scared to even look at your car for fear of instant bad luck or even death? Yeah. Those.
I’m not sure which Allstate bigwig hired Debbie Downer as their ad executive, but whoever decided depressing people into buying insurance was …
Candy Dish: Better Looking Than Barbie?
Angelina Jolie the Barbie looks remarkably like Angelina Jolie the person
Speaking of dolls (caution: WEIRD)
LC Drinks it, so should you
Freakiest mom ever?
Locklear’s arrest a setup!
THE Viral Video
Britney accidentally admits her VMA awards were staged
What you need to be one of Hef’s bodacious babes
Teenybopper dream job: have sex with a Jonas Bro
The Princess Diary’s assests…
Gossip Guys on the Gay rumors
Kurt Cobain: in blunt form
Daniel Craig, your …
Caution: This Picture Is So Cute You Might Throw Up
A big thanks to Buzzfeed for this picture. Upon first viewing, I literally melted into a puddle on my chair. Suddenly, everything is all right with the world.…
Calling All Hippies: Phish to Reunite for March Concert
I remember my first Phish concert. It was a warm fall day during my high school years, and I drove up to what used to be called the Tweeter Center in Massachusetts with a bunch of tie-dye wearing friends. Unbeknownced to me, I was the only one in my group not completely high off my ass on drugs, but the concert was awesome just the same — even if we paid like $50 for seats in the dirt.
Riding back …
Elisabeth Hasselbeck to Peace Out of ‘The View’?
According to Hollyscoop.com (and tons of other sites on the web today) Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the one reigning Republican on The View is getting wicked pissed that all the other loud-talking ladies on her show are always going after to her when it comes to politics.
It seems like Barbara Walters is even planning a “cool down meeting” to keep little Hasselbeck from jumping ship and heading over to Fox News.
I don’t really watch The View, but I can …
If Adnan Ghalib Went to My High School He’d Be Dead Already
I did not go to a rough and tough urban school where knife fights happened daily and teachers getting punched were regular occurrences. I did not go to a high school where metal detectors were needed, where kids sold drugs in every corner, or even where hall passes mattered. My high school was in rural New England — and still, if Adnan Ghalib had tried to walk through the front door looking, talking, and acting like he is today, his …
Candy Dish: Because No One is Talking About Anything Besides the Economy…
Heath Ledger’s daughter is cute and taken care of
In case you’re sh*tting yourself about the bailout
Britney Spears sounds relatively normal
Sean Penn is confused in a lot of ways
Strangely frightening
Sam and Lindsay BOTH in binkis
Katie Holmes is actually good for theater
Megan Fox’s first toolish-looking boyfriend
What color looks best on you?
Letterman ain’t no John McCain fan
Here’s one way to get clean……
Someone Tell Michael Keaton I Found His Eyebrows…
Unlike a lot of people I know, I don’t watch Gossip Girl. I just don’t. I never got into it, and this cover from Details Magazine is honestly not pleading it’s case very well. I mean, WTF is up with the plethora of Batman eyebrows (circa Michael Keaton)? Why is their hair greasy? And are they glaring at me, or just being “sexy”?
I’m sorry, but if this is the kind of eye candy I have to look forward to, …
Candy Dish: Epic Fail — Brad Pitt Looks Like My Grandpa
Is that…Brad Pitt?
Oh yeah, ‘peen in slow motion
How the world would vote for our President
Hot and Hotter get married
Surviving a broken heart: week one
Adnan: could we hate you more?
Oh Posh…you confuse me
Laugh your abs into shape
Heather Locklear’s arrest on tape
Amy Winehouse knows she’s effed
Celebrities need protection too, okay?
Katy Perry: trying too hard?…



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