Name : Jess
School : NYU

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French Kangaroos are Feisty

One Crazy Kangaroo – Watch more free videos

[Wait for the dropkick. It's worth it]…

September 16, 2008 0
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CC Staff Rant: My Money is On FIRE

We’re trying to remain calm.  We really are.  But WTF, economy?!  Stop getting all Depressed on us

September 16, 2008 3
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Candy Dish: Nice View There, World’s Smallest Dude

Wow.  Awkward

MTV continues to kill the music

Angelina Jolie DOES NOT AGE

Aww…Has Been’s in love!

Keep his lingerie?

Would you wear Avril?  Yeah, me neither.  But Tokyo would!

Mmmm, Kool-Aid

Sarah Palin lovvvveesss her tanning bed

Tina Fey is “sexist!”

The infamous Cat Rap

Megan Fox tells Miley and Vanessa “F*ck Disney

Carry your “toys” in style...

My Dinner with OJ

September 16, 2008 1
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McCain Wants You To Drink the JUICE!

First, there were “Obama Waffles“.  Now?  There’s…well, this:

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September 16, 2008 1
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Pssst! Wanna Get the Old Facebook Back?

For those of us (everyone) who hates the new Facebook…

[Just don't tell 'em we told you...we hear they send snipers out after all dissenters] …

September 15, 2008 20
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“This Sh*t Is Bananas!”: 33-Year-Old Woman Tries to be 15-Year-Old Cheerleader

Even though a lot of us look back on high school fondly, most of us are smart enough to know that nostalgia is based more on Hollywood movies and selective memory than actual fact. Hell, by the time we were done with 12th grade, we were so happy to be out of there that we hardly looked back after that big “Happy Graduation!” pool party where we hid behind our towel just in case our 4-year crush finally noticed us …

September 15, 2008 5
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Lehman Brothers and Merrill Lynch Freak OUT

“The venerable Lehman Brothers investment bank said early Monday that it will file for bankruptcy, while Bank of America unveiled plans to buy Merrill Lynch — two pieces of news that profoundly alter the American financial landscape.”

In case you’re just waking up, Wall Street is going through some major changes.  Nevermind that Ike is causing oil prices to jump up yet again, two huge investment banks, both of which came through the 1930′s Depression, are in the process …

September 15, 2008 10
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Tina Fey and Amy Poehler: Palin and Hillary Fight Sexism

Here’s the official SNL sketch that featured Tina Fey as Sarah Palin and Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton. We finally found something that wouldn’t get taken down by NBC bigwigs.

The rest of last nights episode? Eh.  But the opening sketch?  Yup. Funny.

September 14, 2008 8
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Tonight: SNL’s Got Phelps, Fey, and Obama

These days, Saturday Night Live is a total grab bag.  Chances are, most of what you’ll see will be too long and not really funny, but every once in a while, they figure out how to make a sketch reminiscent of SNL in it’s early 90′s heyday.

Tonight, SNL is back with it’s first episode of the season, and all fingers are crossed that they’ll come back with a bang.  I mean, they’ve got Michael Phelps hosting (who’s sure to …

September 13, 2008 5
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Are Politicians Really “Just Like” Us?

Sarah Palin had her first interview since joining the McCain campaign last night, and McCain himself – along with Obama – spoke in a televised “kind of” debate at almost the same time. Along with their wordy and vague answers to hard-hitting questions, the Repubs and Dems have been insisting since forever that they’re “one of” us.

A few weeks ago, the Conventions were full of politician life stories; I was once poor, I’ve had some hard times in my …

September 12, 2008 7