Look, it doesn't matter who you are...I know you have a weddings board on Pinterest. Whether it's titled 'My Perfect Day' or 'What Will Be the Best Day of My Life' or just 'Weddings,' you have one and I know it.
No matter how many times I vow to exercise and eat healthy on January 1st, I know in the back of my head that it is NEVER going to happen. I guess for me, it always seems so daunting. Eating salad for the next 365 days is a hard thing to commit to on New Year's.
Also, I probably NEVER would have bought nipple gel on my own...but guess what guys? I LIKED IT A LOT. The one that came in the box was California Exotic Novelties Climax Nipple Gel, mint flavored. I would have been waaaaay too freaked out to buy some in public, but since it came to my door I figured I may as well try it, and now I'm a big fan!
In case you forgot all of the great pop culture hijinks that happened this year, let me take you on a trip down 2012 lane......
I obviously wanted SOMEONE to hear all the crazy things I want though, so I'm going to share them with you, lovely CC readers. It can't hurt because if any of you are super well-connected and want to make one of these things happen, be.my.guest.
ince Thanksgiving is over and we're all 100 pounds heavier, it's the perfect time of year to lay on the couch and watch Christmas movies while we pretend to study for finals.
Nov 26, 2012
We're lazy, we're confused, we're addicted to the internet, we dress weird. Whatever, olds. I don't think that's true. Being a 20-something myself, I think this is a pretty awesome age to be.
Nov 21, 2012
I thought I could help get you guys in the Thanksgiving spirit by showing you tons of delicious Thanksgiving treats I found on Pinterest. These make my mouth water and make me want to head home a few days early to get the turkey party started.
Nov 19, 2012
Going home is probably going to be stressful. All semester you've probably been counting down to Thanksgiving break, but now that it's here, you're going to find that it's not as relaxing as you thought.
November 6th is a serious deal this year. Another serious deal? Which presidents would be the best guys to sleep with, obviously.
Do I love her as a person? I don't know. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I don't really get her whole persona of being the sweet girl all.the.time.
When I look at a hot woman, I immediately think, "OMG that woman is SO gorgeous." For me to think a man is gorgeous, I have to take other things into account.
I really don't have much room to ridicule these costumes because last year I dressed up as a slutty ladybug. Can ladybugs look slutty? I guess so. But here are some other "slutty" costumes that are so ridiculous I can't stop laughing at them.
Mondays mean your weekend is over and you have to go back to waking up early, and instead of cramming tons of vodka sodas into your mouth, you have to cram for quizzes. You need some motivation to get through the week, and I'm going to help you (with some assistance from Pinterest).
You know when you were younger how you had your favorite celebs? Are those celebs still your favorite?
When I was in high school, I, like all other high school kids ever, was obsessed with music. It spoke to my feelings about my family, my friends and of course, boys.
I'm hunting for jobs and need to look professional, and that's where you come in. There are about ten celebrities who have hair colors that I LOVE, and I need your help picking which one I should emulate.
Making your schedule in college takes almost as much effort as writing a ten-page paper or studying for an exam. You have to make sure you get the classes you need, and they all need to be at certain times so there isn't any overlap (we don't have Time-Turners in muggle world). One of the hardest parts about making a schedule is picking your "easy" classes.
As a Florida girl, I love summer (the only season we ever get), but now that I live in New York City I'm excited to actually experience a real season.
I've had to find other things to make me happy or take me out of a slump when I've had a few stressful days. Most of these are just quick fixes, but they work pretty well when you're looking for a good mood.
I've been pretty good about sticking with the healthier eating, and I've found a way to kind of kill some cravings. I go on Pinterest.
I would love to think that I'm that "cool girl" who doesn't chase guys and act like an idiot when it comes to relationships. I'm not the "cool girl" though, I'm a total idiot.
I was excited for the future, relieved to be done with studying and exams, happy for all the new friends I met, but I actually had a little bit of regret in me, too.
This week my college goes back to school. I'm not going back. Since graduating, I've been wondering when it will hit me that I'm not in college anymore.
Some college clichés are not necessary. These tend to be overrated and annoying. People who do these things will probably talk your ear off about how awesome it is (I was one of those people when I did most of these things). It's not awesome. It's stupid. Find something else to do.
You've probably spent the whole summer doing the swimsuit/messy bun combo, but now it's time to transform into a normal human again for class.
Too tired to go to brunch? Flake. Marathon of Real Housewives is on? Flake. Is that okay? To just leave friends hanging for no GOOD reason? I don't think so (even though I'm guilty).
Celeb kids seem so cool and fashionable, AND they didn't have to do ANYTHING to become famous except emerge from the womb.
While the shows on now can be pretty good, there are some shows I really miss watching. There is still a hole in my heart that these shows used to fill, and I guess the only way to cope is to tell you guys just how much I miss them.
I also have a lot of time to think of the things I would rather be doing...things a 22-year-old girl should be doing. I can lay in bed on the weekends when I'm old.
There are some celebrity couples who I would love to see stay together forever, like Beyonce and Jay-Z, or Kanye and Kim (they are perfect for each other..admit it). But there are also some celebrity couples who need to break up ASAP.
All I can do when I see a braided style in a women's magazine or on a beauty blog is get envious. I wish I had a personal hairstylist who could give me one of these amazing braids every day.
Since everything on Pinterest is the same, I got to thinking about things I've never seen and will probably never see on the site.
So what are you supposed to do? Well on days when you find yourself bored, there are things you can do to turn your boredom into productiveness or you can do some of these to pass the time until an actual exciting activity comes your way.
There are some things I really hate about summer, things that sometimes make me question my love for the season
We all do things we won't admit to. Some common shameful behaviors: Dancing around your room to Selena Gomez, skipping the gym because you're tired, eating a whole pint (or half gallon depending on the day) of ice cream and watching marathons of Keeping up with the Kardashians and Dance Moms.