Summer used to mean a few things: sleep-away camp, s’mores, arts and crafts, and trying to find a dry Speedo. Unfortunately, for most of us who aren’t Michael Phelps, finding a dry Speedo and swimming our lives away won’t be very beneficial to our futures. Nor will concocting the perfect s’more, made with the most awesomely browned marshmallow ever. So now, summer means one thing: interning.

On Monday, May 3, University of Virginia lacrosse player, Yeardley Love, was found dead in her room facedown in her pillow. Her roommates called the police upon finding her, assuming that she may be passed out from alcohol. The police pronounced her dead, concluding that alcohol was not the cause.

Well, Lindsay Lohan is at it again… or is she? Following her DUI in August 2007, Lohan was ordered to attend alcohol education classes weekly. Now, in violation of her probation, it is reported that she has been attending every 21 days instead. A court hearing set for May 20 will determine if she will have to serve jail time because of the violation. The sad part is: this time, she didn’t actually do anything.

My grandma once told me that she had a secret love affair with Elvis Presley during his gyration days of “Jailhouse Rock.” Although the claim was about as real as Heidi Montag’s chest, my grandma made a good point: it was her word against his, and because he is no longer with us, by default, her word prevailed.

Remember in high school when you and all of your friends failed the same exam and you were convinced it was the teacher’s fault? “She never taught ANY of this stuff “ you bantered. In a fit of rage, you stormed to an advisor to make a complaint. You knew something had to be done about this dreadful teacher, and you were certain that if enough of you joined together, the school would surely do away with her.

Dear YouTube, Happy Birthday!!!! You may only be 5 years old, but in your short lifespan, you have changed my life forever. You have given regular people celebrity status, and for that, I am forever grateful. You are there for me whenever I need you.

BREAKING NEWS. A study done at The University of Maryland shows that students are addicted to social media.
….Wait a second, we needed a study to prove this??

Well, Target is at it again. Now that the not-so-Gaultier line has come and gone, it is Zac Posen’s turn to take over the racks of Target. Posen’s line won’t debut until April 25th in stores, but we got a super special preview of the collection and Zac has certainly hit the target this time (no pun intended).

Its 6:00 A.M. and your day is about to begin. You ignore the fact that its negative four degrees outside as you flip through your closet trying to pick out the perfect dress to go with your new chunky heels that you bought at the Barney’s sample sale. Of course you’re not going to tell the jealous girl staring at them in class that they were a sample sale find, you’ll let her think you went on a 5th avenue shopping spree this weekend.

Thanks to the Snuggie and its family of unnecessary-but-ridiculously-popular-useless-items, get rich quick schemes are appearing everywhere. Potheads in dorm rooms all over the country swear that their invention is the “next big thing” and have no idea how the country has functioned thus far without the “Condomizer 3000” which dispenses condoms 1 at a time like PEZ.