In a maze of Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, Stumble, the weary brethren (myself, included) struggled to understand the meaning of the seventh creation. Tumblr? A place to…. tumble? An ode to the gymnasts? A home for floor routine inspired decor?

Like most people, I have a love/hate relationship with the gym. In fact, our flame is so hot and cold that I sometimes I stare at the door the entire time I’m working out, counting down the minutes ’til it’s time to leave. There are, of course, other days where I am so excited to go to the gym its like okay, who put the steroids in my coffee?

Two weeks ago, I heard another tragic tale of a girl I know punching her boyfriend. A year before that, the same thing happened. Call me crazy, but this type of behavior, in my book, is never okay. And I’m speaking to both sexes here.

Whatever’s plaguing you, I’ve got some centuries old advice to share: Quit crying over spilled milk! And, as luck would have it, today is National Spilled Milk day…the perfect time to get over all the little things! Ladies, take back your tears! Here are the top 12 things you should stop crying over…

I am still rooting for [removed by editor] and the hope that by some weird force of futuristic nature he will come running back to Katniss, [removed by editor] will reappear unharmed and [removed by editor] will go back to burying his never-ending pain in the bottle.

There’s nothing quite like chowing down on comfort foods once the weather gets icy. Mac and cheese, chicken pot pie, hearty homemade soups…those are the foods dreams are made of. And to round out your fine dining experience, why not indulge in a dessert featuring your favorite cookie, the Oreo.

Between alternating TV time with computer time, I’m lost in thought thinking about all the beautiful, comfy locations I’d rather be. Get ready to cry your eyes out with both joy and [hangover] pain at all the places I would accept as my Hangover Paradise. If only I could stand up long enough without wanting to puke so I could get there…

Before you head out on NYE with your besties, your most sequined dress, heels and all the worst intentions, do like mom said and make sure you have everything you need before you walk out the door.

For what feels like centuries, the world has listened when Anna Wintour has spoken. We’ve held their breath when Anna Wintour breathes. Anna Wintour’s interns have run in front of moving traffic so they can escape the line at Starbucks and order her venti-sugar-free-non-fat-soy double-pump almond half-pump mocha no whip latte in only 53 seconds.

So what happens when you don’t look good in the shirt you’ve been dying to try on or the jeans I know you’ve been killing myself trying to squeeze into? Haven’t you ever wondered what I mean when I cringe and tell you ‘uh, that top makes you look fat?’ Even if you might not wonder, I know plenty of girls that do, so we went and figured out how to talk to girls!