It's fewer than you'd think.
This is honestly so unusual.
"Lisa Frank diabetes swirl."
"Everyone deserves the right to exist in a public space."
Apr 23, 2017
This sounds more than a little like sexual assault.
Apr 23, 2017
At home, I... I like to dip them in peanut butter.
Ilana's biggest weakness is that she always loses her purse, but her biggest strength is that she always finds it again.
Liberty. Equality. Reality.
Does anyone volunteer as tribute to take care of me when I descend into dementia?
"What about building women up?"
Avoid any social obligations with anyone, ever, because you are a busy girl and you need to relax.
*checks watch* What year is it??
"You are just as beautiful and important as Amy."
"You can't come in here. I'm about to interview an author."
Suicide isn't a joke???
*CeeLo Green voice* WHYYYYYY
"Not all colored girls are the same, Jack."
Shonda Rhimes = the world's fairy godmother
"This is about pretending you don't hear women when they speak."
This is proof we should listen to children.
Have no British people heard of Leonardo DiCaprio?
...because being smart and being beautiful are definitely mutually exclusive, right?
Seriously, do PR people even exist anymore??
"McDonald's valentines menu sucks tbh. Looks like my cats and I will take our business elsewhere."
Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed.
Most sexual assaulters aren't strangers.
Oy, with the products already.
I CAN'T HOLD ALL OF YOUR BEERS.
"I see you."
I'm messing with you. Obviously they freaked the hell out.
"The useless days will add up to something."
Kendall Jenner's part is GOLD.
Someday, this will be a trivia question.