Is your laptop running at the same speed your grandma’s motor scooter at Wal-mart?
Or do you have one that’s about as heavy as carrying your BFF to class in your messenger bag?
I think it’s time for a new laptop, lady.

Ah…the smell of new pencils, my Dawson’s Creek trapper keeper and my trusty Paula Abdul lunch box – going back to school in September didn’t get much better than that! Until now of course…

You may not use your computer for memory-eating gaming or need it for its high-power computing capabilities, so when it comes to watching videos on our computers, chances are, we don’t put much thought into just how powerful our laptop is.

We have all complained, at one time or another, on the quick spiralling freefall that is this season’s Grey’s Anatomy. Between the ghost sex and the impromptu training operations that would have no doubt been a felony in any other show, it all gives this writer pause. If these are the story lines that we saw, what are the plotlines that got turned down?…

If you missed The Biggest Loser tonight, then you missed one group of fat evil people belittling everyone else. Imagine the OC with a morbidly obese cast.

Heba Salama (a female Jaba the hut), Brady Vilcan and Vicky Vilcan (die bitch!) are three of the meanest, most evil fatties I have ever seen in my life. I would be pissy too if that was my name was Vicky Vilcan – sound like a bad WWE wrestling name. Season after season, …

Being a celebrity no doubt makes otherwise normal people completely effing insane. All those flashbulbs, all that attention, adoring fans throwing themselves at your feet (and towards your bed)…it’s no wonder so many famous people have egos to the size of their bank accounts.

Ego and rock’n’roll usually go hand in hand, but there are certain artists who defy expectations in the douchebag department. Certain rockers who just can’t keep their mouths shut — whether there’s a stage mic or …

Once thought a longshot, Republican Alaskan Senator Sarah Palin is now on a plane to potentially stand at McCain’s side. Also leavin’ on a jetplane is Mass’s Mormon Mitt Romney. Ohhhhhhh the tension is killing me, but we have received some great insights from interns that we know who work at some real publications.

If Obama had tapped (politically speaking) Hillary Clinton, Mitt Romney would be the VP bid to try and match her fund-raising firepower. Since Joe Biden is …

The HP Mini 110 is powered by the Intel® Atom™ Processor clocked at 1.60 GHz with 1024 MB of DDR2 memory running Windows® XP.

HP Mini has an Intel Graphics Media Accelerator 950 offering up to 128MB of total shared graphics memory.

The Mini can store up to 31 hours of HD video on its 160 GB Hard Drive; Boasting an Integrated Webcam and microphone for easy video chatting or multimedia creation.

For versatility, the Mini has built-in Wi-Fi abilities, …

HP Pavilion dv6 is powered by a 2.0 Ghz Intel’s® Centrino® Processor Technology (Intel® Core™2 Duo) with 4 GBs of memory (upgradeable to 8 GBs) running Windows Vista® Ultimate 64-bit with Service Pack 1.

HP Pavilion has an ATI Mobility Radeon™ HD 4650 with 1024MB stand-only memory with up to 2815MB total shared graphics memory easily running multiple demanding applications or games simultaneously.

Offering space for over 90 hours of HD video on its 500 GB Hard Drive, the Pavilion …

Oh hells to the no!

Not sure if you have heard or seen, but Gene Simmons is the next in a long line of celebrity sex-tape stars. The video, which I watched segments of, could be THE most awkward piece of video I have seen since Zack Efron started kissing girls on film.

I will set the scene for you (why? Because I’m evil like that):

Imagine some aspiring 20 year old blonde model wearing a bustier. Now, give …