Gas Pump Karaoke, Just What the World Needed [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

Yup, it’s news time. Here are the week’s top stories.

Cosmic Candy: May 13 – May 19

We are pleased to announce that we’ve teamed up with one of our favorite astrologists (and talented yoga pro), Chani Nicholas, to bring you weekly horoscope readings. Check back each Monday to see what’s in the stars for your week!

5 Reasons To Get Excited About American Horror Story Season 3: Coven

FEMINISM + WITCHCRAFT + KATHY BATES + ANGELA BASSET. Sorry, I’ll stop yelling.

Enter To Win A Year Supply Of Condoms And Trojan’s New Lube! [Giveaway]

Safe sex is the best sex, girl. Also, free (Trojan!) condoms are the best kind of condoms. We know you want to kick it with the coeds this summer and beyond, so we’re giving away 1-year supply of condoms and Trojan’s BRAND NEW line of lube.

Kanye Walks Into Pole, Yells At Paparazzi Instead Of Pole

The fury of a thousand Kanyes in just one Kanye.

Recap: Game of Thrones Season 3, Episode 7 [A Bro's Thoughts]

Even if you don’t watch GoT, you should read this recap because Theo’s photo titles are the greatest thing ever and have me LOLing 4 real.

5 Things I Learned From Last Night’s Mad Men: Episode 7, “A Man With A Plan”

With the merging companies, there is trouble, tension and transition everywhere. Merging clients and jobs, dealing with logistics of job security and office space — the office is in turmoil, and so is everyone’s life around it.

The Most Inspiring Commencement Speeches [Sundays Are For Procrastinating]

Even if you aren’t graduating this year, hopefully some of these speeches inspire you!

This Video Will Make Your Day So Much Better

I can’t remember the last time I laughed out loud from a YouTube clip. In fact, I can’t remember the last time I sat through a 5 minute YouTube clip! Let me tell you, it’s so worth it.

We Can Thank Marijuana for “The Rachel” Haircut

The Rachel haircut was new and different and so totally cute. It seems that Jennifer Aniston’s hairstylist and friend was stoned out of his mind when he gave her that famous do!

Amazing, but Totally Inappropriate, Mother’s Day Cards

If you’re a terrible daughter like me, you still haven’t gotten your mom a Mother’s Day card. So it’s probably time to get on that.

10 of the Best Movie Soundtracks Ever

It was time to think back over the years and remember some of the best films that had some of the best songs.

The 10 Best Mothers in Popular Culture

While it’s fun to look at the terrible portraits of motherhood and experience a little shaudenfreud, I thought it would also be nice to take a second to recognize some of the best moms in pop culture too!