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It is sad when the most exciting thing to happen on an episode of The Hills is watching Heidi do some manual labor. But, seriously, watching Heidi paint that wall was totally the pinnacle of the show. Especially how she used the whole wall situation to discuss a larger relationship issue with Spencer: making decisions together.
Oh, wait. No.
Heidi isn’t that deep! Her issue wasn’t with sharing and making decisions as one; she basically painted the wall because she was pissed that he bought all that boy stuff for the apartment. As much as I hate Spencer, though, even I understand the beauty of an 80’s video game.
But the wall was hideous.
Anyways, since there isn’t much to really discuss from the episode I like to call “30 Minutes of Nothing” I will take what little time I have to discuss the creature they call, Justin-Bobby.
Having spent an hour with JB (two full episodes) I can honestly say that I find not one redeeming quality in this Jonny Depp wannabe. In fact, if I were to be LC and had to sit across a table from that boy, it would take a total of 35 seconds for me to reach across the table and yank at that nappy hair.
What could it be that attracts Audrina to this scumbag?
His bubbly personality?
His amazing taste in hobo-couture?
The gardener beard he’s sporting?
Maybe the fact that he brings as much to the table as Audrina (with some added gas, of course).
The way he looks drives me crazy but the bullshit that comes out of his mouth makes me ill. He walks around like his shit doesn’t stink (sorry, my mom loves that saying) and pretends to be some intellectual when all he is really saying is, “I am one giant douchebag. Don’t believe me? Just look at this weird knit hat I love to wear!”
Seriously, I hope Audrina ends it with Mr. Bobby because I don’t know how much longer I can stand him. Like a not-so-wise man once said, only truth and time will tell. Thanks, Justin Bobby, for that deep thought.
Till next week my trashy tv loving friends….
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It’s not Justin Bobby. Just Justin or just Bobby- not both. You girls need to get a life. What did i ever do to anyone other than just being hot? Don’t hate me because i am beautiful.
I don’t know which is worse…someone pretending to be that douchebag on the internet, or him actually coming here and whining.
my guess it’s the first option. Which makes someone veerrrry bored.
Not bored- just fed up with being trashed for no f-ing reason.
*rolls eyes at “BOBBY”*
Brianne, I’m agreeing with you.
Justin-Bobby is about as pathetic as they get. Most of the boys on The Hills are pretty sad, too. JB, Jason, Jordan, and Spencer are all extremely lame. Those girls can do much better.
I just wanna say hi to all my fans…thanks for making me into an overnight celebrity. seriously though to all those people who want to say f#$%ed up things about me…you don’t even know me, so go get a life.
justin, tell us more about being a hairdresser!
Justin bobby i’m into you. F everyone who says mean things. Don’t worry about lauren, she’s just super protective of friends, in a wierd way
Stop trying to be Captain Jack Sparrow!
I think Justin Bobby is freakin hot!
i think JB is the coolest guy on tv!!!
Okay so i definitely don’t think Justin-Bobby is the coolest guy on TV but he is pretty damn Hot! He just needs to work on his lacking personality/attitude.
I knew Justin before he was “Justin Bobby”, last thing I knew he was in a band in Los Angeles called EdstanleY.
He was playing drums for another sexy,introspective, chill musician in LA named Scott Gripe.
Their sound is super unique and I’m thinkin in time it could be huge.
Here’s their myspace url if u check em out:
http://www.myspace.com/edstanley
I think Justin or Bobby is the hottest thing I have ever seen. His eyes are gorgeous and he does sound like Captain Jack Sparrow but what is wrong with that!???
god, i dont care what anyone says, justin or bobby or whatever is name is, is absolutely gorgeous! the hair and facial hair, he’s just so sexy!!
The most beautiful people have the ugliest hearts. He can keep living up to that proverb to.
Justin is cute , I never watched the hills that much till he came on.lol.
I’ll tell you what the allure is: This dude is HOT. Sure, he looks like he could use a shower, but still. He is awesome. He looks better than that Muppet-bastard Spencer, or LC’s old, beat-down-looking ex Jason.
MY female friends kept on telling me over and over that I looked exactly like the character “justin Bobby” from The Hills. I had no idea what “The Hills” was,and my friend carol gave me this website address to look at this justin guy and i have to admit he is my long lost twin brother,lol.
okay so yeah, justin-bobby is definitely hot.
the only thing thats a put off is his attitude, which seems to correlate with his health!
so i was watching the episode were he had been sick for a few days, when i realized, DUH! justin bobby is a drug addict! no wonder he’s always in such a crappy mood…
i wouldn’t be so excited to be thrown into the middle of hollywood reality show angst when i had just come off of a week long heroin binge.. duh! let’s see a little more understanding people… lol
HEE is HOT!
i like his unusual looks and the things he says lol.
he just reminds me of like a really scruffy puppy.
Scruffy - but soo adorable
(:
GOOO JB!
EWWWWWWW Justin freakin Bobby is sooooo ugly.
Nice knee pants dude.
This guy is nothing but a lame-ass geek trying SOOOO hard to be cool. Oh man I bet he used to get his ass kicked in high school. What a loser.
Omg could this guy get any HOTTER. He is the second cutest guy i have ever seen in my life!!!! Could life without the aditude but we all have our flaws. Anyways hes HOTT and that is all that matters!!!!!!!!!
k. Justin or Bobby HAHA is SO unbelievably BEAUTIFUL! An I love how he is the realest person on that whole show. Everybody’s so fake lately cept for him. AY he looked so good on that episode with his hair tied back.. I mean I LOVEEEEEEEEE his hair the way he always has it but it looked effing hot tied back like that. Wow I love him.
OMFG! Are you ple serious Justin Bobby is one of the most revolting people I have seen on tv next to flavor flav!! This guy does not shower, and is both arrogant and aloof to the point of being abusive to Audrina. Seriously I used to think that Audrina had it made with men, I thought that she was totally gorgeous and could get any man she wanted but now I think she must need some serious counseling and be a pretty f-d up to put up with his shiz for soooo long - wow, no thanks! And besides being dirty, he was cheeting on her all the time…um std check anyone??
Are any of you girls sober? Any normal person can see the cloud of dirt and flies that follow him! He is a total idiot and junkie. This guy is a walking bacteria project. This guy has no money(did you see the El Camino that he drives), he has no life, he has no brain, he has no skills, he has no body, he has NOT taken a shower in weeks, and he looks like a mothball. I guess you girls could like him just looking at his face and nothing else. 1 year from now, we will hear that he overdosed on heroin outside a club!
Justin is a Rad dude his style is so sick you all must be from the woods his fashion is narly. That’s how we do it in L.A.you must all be from north Dakota.look at my boy Johnny deep long hair do care peace.one love.
i dont do dis, but had to tell every1 of u dat ‘u r da 1 whos talkin bout justin bobby n dat makes u a loser cause aint no1 talkin bout u. jb don give a whoreshit wat u think bout him n he’s got a lot of pussies lying around for him. last thing sum1 should do in dis world is complain bout sumthin. so, go n get a life “u morans”.
justin bobby, your awesome man.
and these girls are nuts.
i think everyone needs to chill….jb seems like a pretty decent guy and if you saw last weeks eppisode he was really nice and considerate when lo and lc are really the bitches anyways it not like anyone here actually knows him so get over it…and think the show is shot from laurens side of things so its not like you see all sides of him
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