This is just too great for words, but I’ll try to come up with some anyway.

I guess it’s all coming back to the surface that a couple years ago, Enrique Iglesias said something about having a “small package.” In one of the magazines - either OK! he apparently was quoted saying,

“I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it’s really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience.”

Then, after the media got hold of this fantastic quote, he went back on what he said, saying,

“I meant I needed a penis reduction, not an enlargement! The people who wrote I had a small willy misunderstood.”

Okay, let’s not forget that Enrique Iglesias was popular for like, one hot minute back in 2000 when he was the Poor Man’s version of Ricky Martin….or maybe the less gay version….whatever, it doesn’t matter.

Neither of them are popular anymore. So this could all be some really strange plea for media attention. Not the kind of attention one would really want though…

Anyway, now condom companies are trying to get Mr. “Small Willy” (seriously, who uses the word “willy”?) to be the spokesperson for their smaller condoms! Like Lifestyle!

If that’s not embarrassing enough, “Lifestyles Wants to Dress Enrique’s Tiny Weiner” is about the only headline this guy has been makring since he removed his mole and broke up with the blond tennis player. Ouch.

Sorry to be immature and attempt to humiliate you further, Enrique, but you should have never said anything about your “willy” (hehe) to the press, ever! Gigantic or teeny-tiny, are you stupid? And even if you meant you had a bigger one, of course they’re gonna try and kick you where it hurts…literally. Come on. Don’t talk about your manhood unless you wanna show it.

Sometimes celebs should just shut the hell up and know when to not say anything at all….

Enrique, if you decide you do want to prove how much you don’t need Lifestyle “Snuggle Fit” Condoms by sending us a photo, maybe, 27 x 24, that’s a whoooole different story.

With all this Ricky Martin/Enrique/penis talk, I’m a little hot and bothered!

Guess that means one thing…..come on everybody! Shake your Bon Bon!