*gives Jim Halpert stare to camera*
Do not try this at home.
Because we all need it sometimes.
They stand with Planned Parenthood.
"Depression isn't beautiful."
For ear-cleaning, at least.
"Practice your own bit of self love."
The tweets are hilarious.
All bodies are beach bodies.
This is the opposite of empowering.
"A mark for every breath you took."
"You're not alone."
STDs/PTSD contracted from sexual assault could be considered a "pre-existing condition" under the new act.
It could save lives.
This is horrifying.
Your body is #TeamNoir.
This tan is 100% natural.
It's like naptime, but for adults.
Not your average detox.
The double standard is real.
Hair & nails on fleek.
"Lisa Frank diabetes swirl."
This sounds more than a little like sexual assault.
Does anyone volunteer as tribute to take care of me when I descend into dementia?
Stressed AND sick? No thanks.
She's calling it Dignified Beauty.
In other news, water is wet.
Show off those pearly whites.
Get wrecked #Uber.
"I have probably been very close to a complete breakdown on numerous occasions."