It's like naptime, but for adults.
Not your average detox.
The double standard is real.
Hair & nails on fleek.
"Lisa Frank diabetes swirl."
This sounds more than a little like sexual assault.
Does anyone volunteer as tribute to take care of me when I descend into dementia?
Stressed AND sick? No thanks.
She's calling it Dignified Beauty.
In other news, water is wet.
Show off those pearly whites.
Get wrecked #Uber.
"I have probably been very close to a complete breakdown on numerous occasions."
Revenge is sweet.
Shonda Rhimes = the world's fairy godmother
Seriously, do PR people even exist anymore??
Most sexual assaulters aren't strangers.
"Fitting in is not always as important as it seems."
"I couldn't breathe. My heart was beating very fast. I felt disconnected."
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
Her diagnosis is shocking.
I can't decide if I'm lonely because I'm sick, or if I'm sick because I'm lonely...
You can do this!
Body positivity FTW.
"Not shaving means...I should kill myself[?]"
Now the question is, will anyone actually let it?
Question: How do I get a refund on my 20-minute jog?
You have to see it to believe it.
Casual attire is allowed if it's in "good taste."