Ryan Gosling Defends Eva Mendes’ Honor After Some Guy Calls Her “Baby” [Candy Dish]

“Who are you calling baby?!”

Dentist Nightmares, Mutant Foods, and Optical Illusions [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

It almost felt like spring this week! I’m counting down the days until I can put away my sweaters and pull out the sundresses. Here are the week’s top stories.

Soul Pancake Will Give You Warm Fuzzies [Sundays Are For Procrastinating]

SoulPancake makes YouTube videos that set out to ponder life’s big questions like love, creativity, spirituality, philosophy, etc. A lot of the videos are just cute things that will put a smile on your face. Enjoy!

Happy Birthday Celine Dion! [Candy Dish]

I don’t think I can properly express how much love I have for Celine Dion. She is seriously the greatest singer in the world. She just is. I won’t even allow you to argue with me. I made my dad and brother sit down and watch her Vegas concert and even they had nothing but great things to say. She is the best.

Man With World’s Biggest Penis Offers Jon Hamm Some Advice

Basically he says, “Get your balls in check, bro.”

Princeton Alum Thinks Your Key To Happiness Is A Husband, Clearly Has Never Had A Good Omelet [Sugar Binge]

Women are masters of their own destinies and fulfillment and whether that includes a husband or eggs Benedict is up to her.

Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor Shuts Down Marriage Equality Opposer

“Outside of the marriage context, can you think of any other rational basis, reason, for a state using sexual orientation as a factor in denying homosexuals benefits?”

Justin Bieber Spits In Someone’s Face, Gets In Trubz [Candy Dish]

The D.A.’s office is taking this crime serious because of the spit, asserting that spit crimes are aggressive and pose potentially serious health risks.

Justin Timberlake Sells 968,000 Albums In First Week. My Word! [Sugar Binge]

Y’all were excited about this new Justin Timberlake album The 20/20 Experience because I don’t think anyone has sold nearly a million albums in a single week since Y2k was a serious concern.

Beyonce Supports Marriage Equality On Instagram [Candy Dish]

“If you like it then you should be able to put a ring on it.” Warms the heart.

The MTV VMAs Move To Brooklyn, Get Hipster Swag

For this year’s 30th MTV VMA’s, producers have selected the Barclays Center in Brooklyn as their venue, which was made popular by artists like Jay-Z.

Famous Celebs Who Posed In Playgirl Are Goofy Looking [Candy Dish]

It’s so funny to me that Playgirl ever even existed because women don’t really objectify men in the same way that men objectify women.

Store In Sweden Uses Average Sized Mannequins, World Poos Pants [Sugar Binge]

A department store in Sweden, called Ahlens, decided to use some mannequins with an average wom…