Farrah Abraham Gets Trolled By Fake James Deen

He’s tryin’ to take her babies away, y’all.

They Are Trying To Steal Your Cigarettes, 18-Year-Olds [Sugar Binge]

Clearly, smoking is dangerous, unhealthy, etc., but I am sure everyone who smokes is more than aware of that. Is raising the age limit really a solution?

Old Dudes Try To Ban Abortion Specifically For Black Women [Candy Dish]

Some creepy mofos (old dudes) are trying to ban abortion specifically for Black women. HUH? WHAT?

Nike Pulls “Boston Massacre” T-Shirt Because Yikes [Sugar Binge]

The shirt actually references the 1770 Boston Massacre, which was an attack on civilians by British soldiers, prior to the American Revolution.

Classy Reese Witherspoon Got Arrested And Yelled At Some Cops [Candy Dish]

“Do you know my name? You’re about to find out who I am!”

“Dove Real Beauty Sketches” – Beautiful or Sketchy? [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

After this very tough and very scary week, I hope everyone’s holding up out there. We’re sending all our love to Boston – here’s how you can donate to the victims if you’re so inclined. Here are the week’s top stories.

Actress Reese Witherspoon Arrested For DUI!

Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth were arrested over the weekend in a DUI-related incident in Atlanta, Georgia.

You Should Probably Have These 11 Records on Vinyl

Yesterday, April 20th, was Record Story Day! Yes, we know what 4/20 means for a lot of other people, but for me, it means lots and lots of music.

Boy Scouts Decide To Allow Gays To Join

If I were I gay I don’t know how stoked I would be to join an organization that just decided I was actually a human being.

City Of Boston Under Lockdown While Searching For 2nd Suspect In Boston Bombing [Candy Dish]

This is probably one of the scariest things that has happened in a long time.

Neighbors Are Supporting The Alleged Rapists Of Rehtaeh Parsons

Rehtaeh recently commit suicide due to the bullying from leaked photos of her rape. Now members of her community have come out in support of the four boys despite their names being withheld because they are minors.