Occidental Students Are PO’ed About Rape Cases Getting Swept Under Rug [Sugar Binge]

Occidental College is under fire by its students for failing to report to the student body a recent sexual assault.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Is Dead [Candy Dish]

President of Venezuela Hugo Chavez is dead at 58.

Taylor Swift Certain Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Will Burn In Hell [Sugar Binge]

“There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.”

Girl Meets World Casts Co’panga’s Son, Is QT Pie

Teo Halm will play Elliot Matthews, Riley Matthews’ older brother.

Woman Is Fired For Having Bastard Child, Baby Daddy Is Hired Instead [Candy Dish]

A 29-year-old woman is suing Christian College because they fired her for having a baby out of “wedlock.” Clearly the school forgot it was 2013 and not feudal England.

Miley Cyrus Changes Hair Color World Poos Pants [Sugar Binge]

Miley added too many shimmery highlights to her hair and now it looks kind of silvery.

Doctors Cured Baby With HIV, Holy Crap [Candy Dish]

Holy crap, for the second time in recorded history a patient has been cured of HIV.

Lots of People Had Sex During Hurricane Sandy [Candy Dish]

What is there to do when you’re stuck inside with no electricity or water or food? Obvious…

Jennifer Lawrence Loves Photoshop [Candy Dish]

Jennifer Lawrence loves Photoshop because it does what it’s supposed to do: make humans look impossibly perfect. Finally, someone can admit it.

Obama Urges Supreme Court To Rule In Favor Of Same-Sex Marriage [Sugar Binge]

The country is going to reach a critical turning point regarding its stance on same-sex marriage. The Supreme Court will decide on March 26 on whether or not California’s Prop 8 (which makes same-sex marriage illegal) is unconstitutional or not.

Congress Passes The Violence Against Women Act [Candy Dish]

Yes! Yes! Yes! You’d think that there was no debate about protecting humans from violence but nah, many opposed the Violence Against Women Act.

10 Ways to Embrace Me Time

Ever feel like you really just need some time to yourself?

Iran Photoshops Michelle Obama’s “Revealing” Oscar Dress??? [Sugar Binge]

What a floozy! At the Oscars Michelle Obama wore a dress that didn’t cover up her sleeves! How dare she? She may as well have shown her ankles!

Lindsay Lohan Rejects Plea Deal, Uh Oh [Candy Dish]

Lindsay Lohan has rejected a plea deal because she thinks that she is innocent. At this point can we really blame her? She hasn’t had to suffer any consequences for her illegal behavior.

Perez Hilton Is A Father? WHAT THE WHAT? [Sugar Binge]

Perez Hilton has a baby boy! (Completely shocking news to the CC editors. That Gossip Guru sure keeps his own life private, ironically.)

Disney’s New Fashionista Video Game Is, Like, So Accurate – NOT [Candy Dish]

You know, we’re all financially stable straight out of college, we all go from studio apartments (No roommates? Hilarious!) to living in metropolitan penthouses without a student loan or care in the world.