As you probably already know, J.K. Rowling has plans to write a new book for adults. She says, “Although I’ve enjoyed writing it every bit as much, my next book will be very different to the Harry Potter series.” This begs the question, “What will the new book be about?”

The truth is, it takes a special person to be able to so beautifully put into words the ideas that Steve Jobs was often quoted talking about. In my opinion, his Stanford Commencement Address has to be one of the most influential speeches in history. I can’t even imagine how inspiring it must have been to hear such a speech in person. Today is Steve Jobs’ birthday so I’d like to leave you all with a few of his words of wisdom.

The good news is that Butler realized the magnitude of the situation and decided to check himself into rehab to prevent the addiction from getting even more serious.

Kate Walsh recently posed for the cover of Shape magazine…nude. She’s 44 years old, which is definitely getting close to, if not surpassing, the age in which such a picture is appropriate. This raises the question, “how old is too old to be posing nude?”

Rihanna stepped out in Londontown in this sequin number. Rocking French powerhouse Givenchy, Rihanna chose to pair it with long leather gloves and some ankle strap heels. I hate that this is the second time I’m questioning Rihanna’s look, but the girl takes so many awesome fashion risks that she constantly finds herself in the hot or hot mess category.

Today is a very special day in the music world. Our favorite famous-for-nothing heiress, Paris Hilton, released a new song and music video! The song is called “Drunk Text,” where Paris basically talks nonsense over a techno beat courtesy of a group called Manufactured Superstars (Ah, the irony…). I’m going to come right out and say it: this is the best thing I have ever heard/seen.

National Inquirer greatly surpassed the line of what’s appropriate in “journalism” when they printed a picture of Whitney Houston in her casket on the front page. Truthfully, the fact that they even came up with the idea makes me sick.

Kourtney Kardashian has just revealed the sex of her second child with Scott Disick. Yay! Because no week would be complete without some kind of Kardashian announcement. So, is Mason going to a have a little brother or a sister? Well, allow us to present you with the pros and cons of both options before revealing the answer!

It’s not uncommon for people to idolize their favorite actors and actresses. Beauty, glamor, wealth–they have it all. Oh, and they appear to be immune to any signs of aging. It’s amazing what money can buy. Especially when it comes to evading (or not evading) the law.

By the time that the nominations are announced, I have seen most of them. Basically, you could say I know what I’m talking about when it comes to supporting actors and original scores. Knowing that most college students are not like me, I’ve thrown together a little rundown of the major films to be familiar with this Oscar Sunday. No one needs to know you didn’t technically see the films.