They made pledges watch lesbian porn.
Don’t try and fight it. You are at least one of the people listed below, and so is your new roommate.
Three girls were roofied with red X-marks on their hands.
In this economy, with this job market, and with the rise of TV over books, people have a hard time understanding why anyone would possibly invest in an English degree...on purpose.
Living with someone you’ve never met before ain’t easy.
Because we all look kind of silly in our dating profile pics.
You made it– you’re finally out of the dorms! Say goodbye to shower shoes, moldy oldy carpet that means you’re out of commission with a...
23 . Make as many corny jokes as you want then drop the mic.
If you’re a woman taking shots like a champ, you might as well wear a bullseye on your back. Men think you’re a slut.
I have fully accepted and embraced my basic bitch-ness which means, yes, I totally have a Pinterest wedding board. How else will I remind my 25 year old self that I wanted either a glamorous black-tie affair OR a cool vintage-inspired wedding at a barn. I mean, Pinterest basically made barn weddings cool.
She thinks her scarf from Forever 21 is vintage.
I'm not asking why, I'm not asking how -- I'm just thanking God this video exists.
Or why you shouldn't live with one million strangers in a small space.
Apply today if you want to be considered for the coolest internship in the entire world…or you just want something totally solid on your resume.
There's the "I woke up too hungover to function but I'm going to the game anyway" Powerade and Bagel Bites combo, which is always a favorite.
19. Your liver doesn't completely hate you.
20. Class is over but your teacher literally refuses to stop talking.
Well now this is quite the shit storm, isn't it?
Because it is impossible to stay focused.
Oh your roommate died. Oh, you got all As? Ok.
24. It never quite feels hot enough to listen to Nelly's "Hot In Herre."
A day of rest on this national holiday.
If you're looking for someone you won't have to see around campus when things inevitably take a turn for the worst, then dating apps might be your calling.
True Life: I'm Addicted To Kim Kardashian Hollywood.
When making rape into performance art is the only way you can be heard.