John Mayer Admits He Is A Jerk To His GFs. Here Are 7 Examples.

I remember when John Mayer first came on the scene, performing on the Grammy’s and looking all young and innocent and talented, telling me my body was a wonderland. That has all changed. Almost everything he says now is offensive,vulgar, or intrusive to his past partners.

Lindsay Moves Back Home, Like The Rest Of Us Broke Grads [Sugar Binge]

Lindsay Lohan is crazy broke and by “broke” we mean significantly wealthier than 99% of America.

Ashton Kutcher Was A Model With, Like, Super Deep Thoughts [Gallery]

Today is Ashton Kutcher’s 35th birthday. To honor him, we present you with a retrospective of his douchey modeling career.

Lena Dunham Didn’t Vote, Is Still a “Virgin”

Because, like oral, only voting in the 2008 general election doesn’t count as going all the way, right?

So Chris Brown Lied About Doing Community Service [Sugar Binge]

A conspiracy to prevent Chris from learning a lesson, building character and paying penance.

Leighton Meester + Adam Brody’s Romance Inspires Our Celebrity Matchmaking Skills

While you’re busy planning an OC/Gossip Girl crossover wedding, we came up with some other celebs who would look oh so cute together as well.

Beyonce Photobombs Haloti Ngata, Is Flawless

What do you think Beyonce was pondering when she saw Haloti snapping this pic?

Celebrities Falling Look Beautiful And Majestic [Gallery]

I don’t know what it is about people tripping and falling that is so hilarious. We definitely invented “slapstick” comedy for a reason – it works.

Is Zayn “Dreamy Eyes” Malik Going To Quit 1D? [Candy Dish]

Celebuzz is reporting that Zayn has been disillusioned with fame and his recent infidelity scandal may have pushed his distaste for the limelight over the edge.

Will Emilia Clarke Be Anastasia In The 50 Shades Of Grey Movie?

What do you think? Can you see Emilia Clarke as Anastasia?

Bieber Is First Artist To Have 5 No.1 Albums Before19 [Sugar Binge]

Justin Bieber is the first artist to have five number number one albums before turning nineteen years old.

She Got A Face Tat Of Her BF’s Name After Knowing Him For 24 Hours [Sugar Binge]

Will she ever not regret this? Surely she will and maybe she’ll come to terms with it then but – wow.

Rihanna Gets Stoned With Terry Richardson

The always gorgeous, yet always rebellious, Rihanna was recently shot by Terry Richardson for Rolling Stone. Today he released a few behind the scenes photos where Rhi Rhi gets stoned, permed and primped. The 24-year-old revealed a lot to Rolling Stone about her turbulent relationship with Chris Brown.

Orange Sign Language Guy Steals Show From Beyonce & Ravens

While Jennifer Hudson and Alicia Keys may have been giving super star performances our eyes darted toward the corner of the screen where John, John’s tan and a fabulous blue shirt were turning the language of hands into the language of love.

Beyonce’s Top 10 Performances of All Time

In honor of Beyonce’s sure-to-be spectacular (and not lip-synched) performance at the Super Bowl halftime show this year, let’s celebrate Queen B’s history of excellence. She is undeniably one of the best performers of our generation.

Lena Dunham Snags A Second HBO Show [WTF Friday]

Dunham will be teaming up with “Girls” executive producer Jenni Konner again for memoir about Betty Halbreich. For those who don’t know Betty Halbreich, here’s the 411.