• Heidi Klum Goes Topless, Gets Frisky With Boyfriend Vito Schnabel In Mexico (NSFW)

    I love a topless beach. Tan lines are fine and all, but bronzed boobs are the best.

  • 10 ***Flawless Celebrities Who Weren’t Immune to Cheating Assholes

    Men can be with a perfect 10 and still wonder if they could bag an 11.

  • Did Beyoncé Photoshop Her Thighs In A Candid Photo?

    She woke up like dis or did she?

  • Amanda Bynes Was Never Schizophrenic, She Just Smoked A Ton Of Weed?

    "Amanda has no mental illness whatsoever. She has never been diagnosed as schizophrenic or bipolar." Lynn adds that Amanda is "very sorry for all the hurtful tweets, statements and actions that occurred while she was under the influence of marijuana."

  • Beyoncé Wants Us All To Be Sexy Feminist CEOs

    "The old lessons of submissiveness and fragility made us victims. Women are so much more than that. You can be a businesswoman, a mother, an artist, and a feminist—whatever you want to be—and still be a sexual being."

  • 8 Teen Movie Stars We Thought Would Be Huge But Weren’t

    We were pretty sure these teen stars who were everywhere would be massive stars today but they're not . . . and it's kind of a bummer.

  • 5 Ways Michelle Williams is Shining On You Haters

    How else would we be reminded to move our booties up and down while surrounding ourselves with positive things and gaining prosperity?

  • Professor Teaching Miley Cyrus Course Answers Questions On Jezebel

    Let's get all deep and talk about Miley with mad deepness, y'all.

  • James Franco Admits He Tried To Pickup Teen, Says He’s “Embarrassed”

    "I'm embarrassed, and I guess I'm just a model of how social media is tricky."

  • Alexa Ray Joel: Plastic Surgery or Expert Contouring? You Decide!

    Photographed with her mother just a few days ago, Joel is looking waaay different than she has in the past. Most notably, her once-modest ta-tas are ginormous.

  • 7 Celebrities Who Were Interns. Everyone Was Someone’s Betch.

    Meet the celebrities who were willing to become coffee fetching betches and pay their dues.

  • They Woke Up Like Dis: 10 Naturally Gorgeous Celebs Without Makeup

    Embrace what your mama gave you and dare to bare!

  • The Kimye Wedding Imagined Via Barbie Dolls

    Will their wedding be a cool heartwarming ceremony or a hot mess?

  • 6 Celebrities Prove Bad Hair Can Happen to Good People

    A few days ago I was watching old episodes of One Tree Hill (which is my guiltiest of all pleasures), when something absolutely appalling happened on screen. And no, I'm not talking about one of the characters getting it on with another character's mom.

  • You Can Take A Miley Sociology Course

    Totally worth your hundred thousand dollar education.

  • Psycho Barbie Scenes Because You Knew That B Was Cray

    From archaeologist to President to McDonald's employee to American Psycho.

  • Lorde’s Boyfriend, James K. Lowe, Writes Her the Best Love Letter Ever

    It's an endearingly meandering rumination on fame, long distance dating and, ultimately, his deep respect for Lorde AKA Ella Yelich O’Connor.

  • 9 Celebrities’ Secrets We’ll Never Have Answers To

    A lot of celebrities won't tell us who their baby daddies is.

  • Did Gwyneth Paltrow Cheat With Brad Falchuk, Producer of Glee?

    For reasons unknown they're dunzo. Oh, hold the phone. Let me put those words back in my mouth real quick, because BlindGossip is reporting the exact reason the famous duo are splitting.