Oh the woes of sending a regrettable text, leaving an embarrassing voice-mail or uploading an unfortunate and incriminating photo. Phones may be the bane of our generation’s existence.

It’s not easy being awkward. You need to remind yourself of this simple fact every time you see someone out and about actin’ a fool. It takes an unnatural amount of ignorance, indifference and social ineptitude to truly be the mayor of Awkwardtown Saloon. Fear not, perfectly-average CC fans! Keep reading and perhaps one day you can be as cringe-worthy as the girl in the purple fringe skirt enthusiastically grinding against the guy who simply DNGAF.

Kitchen is messy? Bathroom is disgusting? Without careful investigation, it’s tough to know who’s the culprit. And you don’t want to cause an awkward situation by confronting someone who’s totally innocent. This, ladies and gentlemen, calls for a passive aggressive note.

It’s my last day as an intern here at CC (tear). And because CC Editor Alex knows me so well, she knows that the greatest goodbye present she could have given me was a piece of 90s nostalgia. My love for the strange/awesome/tacky things of the 90s is well documented. I’m not sure quite why I love it all so much, but 90s kitsch really bring joy to my heart. So what did Editor Alex show me? The commercial for Nickelodeon Magazine!

I don’t know much about horse races, so the details of the Kentucky Derby are a mystery to me. When I think of the Kentucky Derby, I think of the huge hats.

Happy Derby Day/Cinco de Mayo! Whether you’re doing a classy or trashy celebration, we wish you well. And to add a little humor to your day, we thought we’d show you some photos of a less upscale kind of race – a donkey race.

The strangest thing about this video is that I can’t really tell whether he’s joking or not. I mean, the whole thing seems like it has to be a joke. But there are moments when this guy looks deadly serious. I spotted a ring on his left ring finger during the video. So it looks like this guy is married. To his lucky lady, well – congratulations?

Today, we stumbled upon a video of a guy trying to down six beers in two minutes. He gets pretty close, but it does not end well.

We knew it would only be a matter of time before Patricia Krentcil, the overly tan mother arrested for allegedly putting her 5 year old daughter in a tanning bed, got a meme.

Hey, time-line haters, there’s still hope for you if you want to recover the classic Facebook layout. All you have to do is move to Russia! Yeah, sorry, not so simple. Introducing VK.com, Russia’s largest social networking site.