This week, Pat Sajak admitted that he and Vanna White used to party pretty hard in the classic days of Wheel of Fortune. In fact, he said that they used to tape the show drunk, after drinking “two or three or six” margaritas. Pat and Vanna, we here at CC salute you. I mean, really, how else could you get through hosting a show like that?

Today, #ThingsThatAreSexy is trending on Twitter. And I learned a very important lesson from this educational hashtag. Basically, whatever you might wear, do or say, someone in the world (or at least on Twitter) will find it sexy. Really. There were some sweet ones, some funny ones, and some just plain weird ones.

Autocorrect taught me how to spell “apologize” after one particularly brutal party two years ago, but it has also led to many awkward exchanges. Especially when my iPhone decided to change “pelvis” to “penis” when I texted my mom about sewing.

Earlier this week, the McDonald’s cooperation released their quarterly reports that the time when these fast food establishments are the most hoppin’ is between the hours of midnight and 5 AM. Hilarious. We can gather that it’s probably a bunch of drunk people craving 20 piece chicken nugget meals (been there), but who else is trolling around Ronald McDonald’s house in the wee hours of the morning?

I know exactly what you need today. Seriously. You need to listen to an indie rock acoustic version of “Ice Ice Baby.” By Vanilla Ice himself. What more could you want, really? Oh wait, I have an answer for that, too. After you watch this amazing video, click through the gallery below to learn five things you never knew about Vanilla Ice.

Oh, how I loved (and hated) middle school. Today on twitter, #middleschoolmemories is a trending topic. I mainly thought of hard tail skirts and plastic bracelets as my #middleschoolmemories but there are some other ones that floating around that are very, very true. Week long relationships? Yes. The ban on heelys? Yes.

This issue was peppered with all kinds of not-so-scandalous guy and sex facts that shouldn’t be shocking to anyone who is over the age of 15 — guys think about sex all the time, they masturbate at work, they love boobs and sometimes they lie to get us into bed. Unbelievable, no?

I know, I know. You’ve seen so many of these videos. Sh*t Girls Say. Sh*t White Girls Say To Black Girls. Sh*t New Yorkers Say. The list goes on. But we just had to post one more, because it is dead on. If you’ve ever lived in a college dorm, you can relate to this Sh*t RAs Say video.

I love guys and I love fries. So thank you to the genius who put the two together. There isn’t much to be said, but I pulled some fantastic pictures for you to enjoy. Prepare to be horrified and intrigued.

I’m sorry I had to cut you out of my friends list. I think it’s really awesome that even though you had an exam at 7:30 this morning, you still went out last night and had the time of your life (I assume from the pictures you posted). I stayed in studying for the exam all night, and I just can’t bear to see your status next week telling the whole internet you got an A+ when I got a C.