The cat’s been out of the bag for several days now; “GIRLS” has arrived, and it’s probably the most disappointing debut of a show in recent memory.

Growing up, my laziest/most awesome science teachers would always play Bill Nye videos in class. In fact, my 8th grade science teacher was more than a bit obsessed with him. She used to tell a story about how she met him at a conference, and how it broke her heart when he turned out to be a total jerk. After watching this video, though, I don’t know if I believe her.

Anne Hathaway is reportedly following a diet of only 500 calories per day, and is said to have lost 16 pounds for her role in Les Miserables. That’s a substantial amount of weight to lose, especially for someone who was thin to begin with. Anne’s not the first celeb to transform her body for a movie role. Check out our list of 10 actors who went to extremes to look the part.

This video is titled “World’s Most Beautiful Marriage Proposal” on YouTube. Um, excuse me. I beg to differ. This is the most absolutely terrifying marriage proposal I’ve ever seen.

It’s 4/20, and we all know what that means. If you’re indulging today, may your “holiday” be filled with movie marathons and delicious munchies. If you’re not partaking, why not take advantage of the movie marathons and munchies anyway? It’ a win/win situation.

I would now like to introduce you to future Internet sensation, Lisa Gail, and her hit single “3 Second Rule”. In the video, Lisa plays a teacher in a classroom full of sexy cowboys who seem about half her age (which is cool with me! do your thing cougar lady!), teaching them about her 3 second rule.

In a not-really-surprising move, British boyband The Wanted has revealed that their song “Glad You Came” is about orgasms. Glad you came, get it? It seems awfully obvious when you think about it. Being a boyband, The Wanted has a pretty young audience. A lot of their listeners are probably too young to pick up on the dirtier aspects of the song. What a surprise they’ll be in for in a few more years.

She’s out of rehab, and made her first post-rehab public appearance to support her friend Amanda de Cadenet’s new show, The Conversation. And she looked good! That’s right, Demi, show ‘em that you’ve still got it. We hope you’re doing better. There’s one problem, though. Demi’s Twitter handle is still @mrskutcher. Clearly, that has got to go. And Demi knows it.

In case you haven’t heard, the folks at Coachella brought Tupac back over the weekend. I don’t know how I feel about this. On the one hand, it’s really, really cool. It looks so real (see the video below)!! But it’s also creepy, because, well… Tupac is dead. Of course, this whole discussion has spawned an excellent Twitter trend. It’s good to know that we can always count on Twitter to tackle the great technological debates of our time.

One year in middle school, I remember that it suddenly became really cool to wear panties with words on them. You know, a brand name (Victoria’s Secret PINK or American Eagle, of course), or a cutesy little slogan. Bonus points if it was a thong that you were hiding from your mom. It was also very cool in my middle school to wear a skirt on top of pants, just to give you an idea of what I was working with here.