• “Tuition” Is The “Partition” Parody About Student Loans America Needs

    "Sallie Mae pay off my tuition fast. I had financial aid it shouldn't be this vast. Scholarships and grades coming out my ass. Dean's list and good grades, top of my class."

  • Beyoncé And Jay Z To Tour Together, Destroy Earth, Do Sex To Each Other

    Beyoncé and Jay Z are going to tour together this summer.

  • The 17 Best Crazy Celebrity Coachella Fashions

    Dressing like a country bumpkin tripping on peyote is basically Coachella fashion in a nutshell.

  • Our Governors Ball 2014 Playlist Will Rock You Into Festival Season

    For those of you planning to make the trek over to Randall's Island for three days of amazing music, local food vendors and the kind of fun only New York can provide, I'll see you there.

  • If You Like These 10 Artists, You’ll Love These Coachella Buzz Bands

    We've compiled a list of the hottest buzz bands at Coachella this year to get you up to speed!

  • 5 Ways Michelle Williams is Shining On You Haters

    How else would we be reminded to move our booties up and down while surrounding ourselves with positive things and gaining prosperity?

  • Like a Prayer, Our Totally Rad 80s Prom Playlist Will Lift You Up Where You Belong

    One thing's for sure, you can't fight this feeling! So come on, Eileen, let's dance like maniacs from 9 to 5.

  • Spotify Is Now Only $5 For College Students

    here is nothing more disruptive than hearing an advertisement while you were in the middle of getting your groove on.

  • Lady Gaga Dropped 11-Minute “G.U.Y.” Video, Let’s Analyze The Thirst

    She was giving me excellent face, excellent weaves but was there no outfit budget this time around?

  • 10 “Crank Dat” Dances That We Miss Dearly

    Cranking took on a life of its own, YOUUUUUU-ing its way into the hearts of dancers in the dirty dirty and beyond.

  • Justin Timberlake Dropped New Video For “Not A Bad Thing”

    Justin heard about a man proposing to his girlfriend on the New York City LIRR train while playing this song.

  • Macklemore Sings Song About Putting The Seat Down


  • Ren & Stimpy’s Creator Draws Epic Miley Art For Bangerz Tour

    It isn't hard to imagine Miley rolling up a blunt and watching Ren & Stimpy, so I totally get why she would want some of John K.'s signature toilet humor style for the Bangerz tour.

  • 7 Signs That He Wants That Old Thing Back, As Shown By The Stars

    When it’s real, you’ll try your damndnest to keep it going. And we can't knock you wrongdoers for trying.

  • 8 Things We’re Bummed About Missing at SXSW

    Hopefully the techies in ATX are devising a teleportation app as we speak.

  • Lily Allen Says “Women Are The Enemy” And We Don’t Need Feminism

    " I know that when I'm sitting in a restaurant and a really beautiful woman walks in, who's skinny, I instinctively think, 'Oh she's really skinny and beautiful and I'm really fat and ugly.' Every man I speak to always says they find that kind of woman gross, and they prefer a bit more meat on their ladies."

  • Nicki Minaj Destroys The Male Gaze In Feminist Rant Rap

    She won't allow her body, beauty, sexuality and power to be defined by men. He gazes at her and she stares right back. As she raps, smashing and destroying everything, completely devouring him, the eyes divert and wince in shock.

  • Boston University Feminists Want Robin Thicke Concert Cancelled

    I tried to defend Robin Thicke in the beginning of this debate but he is such a dick that I no longer can.

  • Beyonce Releasing “Partition” As Her Next Single & More in Today’s Candy Dish

    Let's take a walk down memory lane by watching the vlog wherein Bey talks about how she FREESTYLED THE ENTIRE OPENING VERSE and then refused to play to song for her mom because she thought Miss Tina Knowles would. not. approve.

  • Drake Goes On Twitter Rant After Rolling Stone “Misquotes” Him

    Drake disses Yeezus and Phillip Seymour Hoffman? Oh no he didn't!

  • WTF: Japan’s Plus Size Pop Band “Chubbiness” & Other Links to Read in Bed

    There's a new girl group on the Japanese music scene. "Chubbiness", as they're affectionately (?) called, is a collection of ten young women who boldly defy Japan's ultra-petite body ideal.

  • Watch Bruno Mars’ Super Bowl Halftime Show

    Bruno performed all of the hits then had to suffer the consequence of tradition by having to perform "Give It Away" with the aging and irrelevant Red Hot Chili Peppers

  • Watch Miley Cyrus & Madonna Sing ‘We Can’t Stop/Don’t Tell Me’ Mashup

    The outfits were ridiculous as expected but watching her and Madonna dance gives me the feels. Although them grinding on each other was odd.

  • Is Lorde Really 17? Internet Finds Birth Certificate

    I'm surprised no one has done this before because for a seventeen-year-old Lorde is incredibly talented, for a 47-year-old witch, not so much.

  • Hear Lorde Without Autotune Performing ‘Royals’ At The Grammys

    Wow. OMG. Lorde's Grammy performance is completely different without being "technologically enhanced." I won't be seeing her live any time soon!