While Dashboard was the soundtrack to your awkward preteen years, Twin Forks is perfect for life as a socially adjusted human being.
She made his Anaconda go up.
It sounds like KIDZ BOP.
She also copies Lana Del Rey.
Last weekend I had the wonderful opportunity to try French press coffee (I know, some coffee lover, right?) as I interviewed the band HABES. Realizing that they play so close to my campus (CBU) and the Riverside area, I just had to inform you all about their amazing upcoming music!
Lost in the woods with not but your Instagram filter.
It's basically common knowledge that Jay has cheated on Beyonce in the back, back days.
Is the booty unacceptable?
If someone plays "Fancy" one more time, I swear...
"Beauty has no expiration date."
Sia should win but she won't, obviously.
It looks like Lana Del Rey puked Instagram cotton candy flowers to the tune of a Britney Spears song on helium and LSD.
Watch Beyoncé's impeccable performances at home because you could not afford to see them live.
This is basically the Fault In Our Stars of music videos.
The Sad Pathetic Thirst Tour 2k14 continues!
Taylor Swift wrote a thing and it's not about a boy she used to bone.
Miley Cyrus stars in a video about LSD that looks like every other video about LSD and a soft grunge blog.
The 2014 Thirst Tour continues ...
This video and it's pop up text messages (that we pray to God aren't their real conversations) have taken him way past Jenna Hamilton on the awkward scale and we just can't handle it anymore.
"Britney looked like she just woke up from a four-day bender and Rihanna like she was still in the middle of one."
If you spend your weekends in liquor stores and bars (and then later with your face in a toilet), then this song is for you!
The first single will be called "Get Her Back."
There is much to say about this video, but we'll settle for just four of the most awesome observations we made.
I planned my entire weekend around seeing one band, The Strokes. I love Julian Casablancas, I love that lil Albert Hammond Jr, I love singing Last Nite wildly out of tune. I love it all. Bring it on. Me + The Strokes = Totally happening at GovBall2014.
Luckily, I still had my friend's brother's cousin's sorority sister's Twitter page open when I noticed an odd trending topic: "If I Ate The Pwussy Would U Tell Yo Homegirls????" Four question marks and all.