Bikini season is fast approaching, and already we’ve seen plenty of celebrities flaunting their summer bods. If only we all had personal trainers!

When I was younger, a dentist told me that I had an “oral fixation”. Now get your mind out of the gutter, and hear me out. I have super flat teeth due to the fact that I grind them in my sleep, and I used to chew on everything: pens, remotes, keys, phone antennas, straws, etc. I just always had to have something in my mouth. (Oh gosh, this sounds awful.)

One of the greatest blogs on the Internet has to be Post Secret. Every Sunday, Frank Warren, the founder and creator of Post Secret updates his website with secrets sent in from people all over the world. These secrets range from absolutely hysterical to absolutely devastating.

Sit in on any biology class, and you will hear that we are biologically programmed to be mothers. It is genetically ingrained in us to think babies are cute, and to (usually) eventually want one of our own.

Here at College Candy, we think everyone should embrace their drunk selves (read: real selves) for who they really are. So we made this handy infographic for you, about the things that are likely to happen when you’re drunk. Don’t even try to lie to yourself, you know you recognize at least a few of these points.

“There’s a sloth near.” I never knew that sloths were so exciting. That is, until Kristen Bell’s sloth meltdown on the Ellen Show. Clearly, if sloths have the power to make Kristen Bell have a full-on meltdown, there must be something special about them. THEY JUST LOOK SO HAPPY ALL THE TIME.

College students have pretty awesome lifestyles, and we have a lot of stuff to look forward to during the day, week or year. If you’re having a bad day and need some motivation, look forward to this…

I love television, especially when there are shows that focus on strong female leads. This year has been great for women in television. We’ve got Whitney, Two Broke Girls, New Girl, Revenge, Heart of Dixie, Ringer, Good Christian Belles, Are Your There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea, and the list goes on.

Dear Rihanna,
First of all, I think you’re awesome. Your songs are catchy, and you’ve had us girls dancing like no one was watching since “Pon De Replay” came out. You’ve got some fierce style and an even more feisty attitude.

The cat’s been out of the bag for several days now; “GIRLS” has arrived, and it’s probably the most disappointing debut of a show in recent memory.