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WTF Friday: Balloon Job
This balloon gives a whole new meaning to blow jobs.
Celebretard Showdown: Winehouse Vs. Spears
This week’s showdown is between two of our favorite celebs to watch (as they completely meltdown into a pile of crazy mush): Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears. Who is more of a train wreck? God, that’s a tough call, so let’s break it down.

The CC Weekly Weigh In: Looking Back On Another Year
The end of the school year is here. Good for some (everyone who gets to come back next year), horribly scary for others (seniors), and bittersweet for all. Before you tape up that last box and kiss your friends goodbye, though, take a moment to reflect on the year that was. We did, and we realized we have some great effing memories from the past 8 months.
(Earth Friendly) Things That Make Me Go “Ew”
I’m all for being green and helping to save the planet in our my own way. I always recycle empties and I even reuse old print-outs for taking notes in class. But there are some things out there that take things a bit too far. And by “too far,” I mean, “totally gross me out and make me want to vomit in my mouth a little.”
Girl Crush: Nicole Richie
Since her debut on the ridiculous reality series The Simple Life in 2003, Nicole Richie has been one of the most intriguing socialites to watch. Soon after entering the celebrity sphere, she was arrested for possession of heroin while driving with a suspended license. Three years later, she was detained for driving down a California highway in the wrong direction (high on Vicodin and marijuana… oops?) and slammed with a DUI.
Prom. In Pictures.
A few weeks ago we put out a call for prom pics. We thought it would be fun for CollegeCandy readers to share their favorite prom memories with one another and to compare prom experiences. Ok, that’s bullsh*t. We really just wanted to have something fun to look at in the CollegeCandy headquarters.
I Love You, Band (But Stop Being So Annoying)
Dear (See Below) Bands, I love your music. Love, love, love. But can you maybe try to be a little less annoying? It makes it so hard to defend you when I tell my friends about my favorite artists. Actually, it makes it hard to admit to anyone that you happen to be one of them. And I want to make them like you, really, I do.

The Hills Dabbles in Bible Study
Even though I know full and well that The Hills is all a crock of reality sh*t, I still spend a good chunk of each episode pulling out the proof. For example, if the show were real, then there would be no way Lauren would get to take time off from her internship last minute to jet-set to Hawaii. And if the show were real, that Bible in Spencer’s hand would have been real….and would have burned at his touch.
Yahoo Question of The Week: Deodorant…Down There?
What would we do without the internet? Seriously, we use it to shop, to study, to communicate, to be entertained…and to get answers to the questions we just need answered, but aren’t quite sure how to ask. To someone’s face. Who can laugh at us. And then tell everyone about it.
Tough Love: When Things Gets Awkward….Hit The Bottle!
I think last night might have been the best episode of Tough Love yet. In fact, I’m ready to say it might be some of the best TV I’ve seen since Bromance. Watching that episode sent me on a roller coaster of emotion and since the shades on my window were open and the people across the street can see into my place, they would have seen this:
Overheard: Balmy Eighties
Girl 1: It’s not like that. If you put anything in a crust, it’s a pie. That’s a pie.
Girl 2: What about cheesecake? Cheesecake has a crust.
Girl 1: No it doesn’t.
Girl 2: Have you ever had cheesecake? Have you even seen a cheesecake? This is a problem, like, for us. For you and me.
The Morning After: The Pee Pee Night
I’ll put it plainly: On my 19th birthday, I made it my duty to get really, really drunk. It was my freshman year at school, and my parents had come up for the weekend and taken a few of my closest friends out to celebrate with us. Naturally, as is often customary when mom and dad are footing the bill, the wine was flowing for a good two hours.
G.W.W.E.: Yigal “Arouse Me!” Azrouël
Ladies, what do we love most? Hot men? Looking fabulous? Exotic locales? Yes? What if I told you that you could have all of the above, in one tidy, effable package? Meet Yigal Azrouël: sublime fashion designer and personality.
WTF Friday: Yoga Granny
No, this image is not Photoshopped; that really is an 83-year-old woman and she really is doing that. Betty Calman has been teaching yoga forever (literally…she’s old!) and is in better shape than my mid-twenties ass. I bet she’s a freak in the sheets. What? You know you were thinkin’ the same thing.
The Celebretard Showdown: Paris vs. Heidi Montag
Whenever we need to make a difficult decision, we make a list. You know, like when we were choosing a school, or when we were choosing a date to the first sorority date party. So when are constantly faced with the awful decision of which D-List celebrity is more annoying, we make a list. Yes, this is a decision we feel the need to make on a weekly basis.
The CC Weekly Weigh In: Prom Memories
We spend our whole lives imagining the big high school prom. What will we wear? Who will we take? Will there be some sort of breakout choreographed dance a la every high school movie ever made?