Faking It Like a Pro
There are some things you shouldn’t fake but you do anyway. We’ve all done it. I did it last night. Heavy breathing, a little writhing, a moan or two, and you’re got yourself a straight up ‘big O.’ Hey I just wanted to get some sleep, I was too damn tired for a marathon sex sesh.
Gossip Cheat Sheet: Can We Send Them All to Jail?
The lights, the celebs, the crazies – all reasons to love H-Wood. Even more reasons: 1. Lindsay’s finally locked up (for a few weeks anyway) and, hopefully, Mel Gibson will follow in the near future. 2. Secret weddings never get old (yeah, I’m talking to you, Orlando & Miranda). 3. There’s always a scandalous split going on.

BYU Is Living La Vida Love Seat [VIDEO]
Just when I thought college couldn’t get any better, two BYU brainiacs (or lazy sacks of shadoobie) went ahead and turned things up a notch. To a death-defying 5 mph. Where couch cushions replace rims, a La-Z-Boy on wheels may have just exceeded my Top 5 Inventions list.
WTF Friday: Sandwich in a Can
The Good: The creative name. Come on, Candwich? Win. Oh, and the fact that they also managed to squeeze some dessert in there, too. I know no canned sandwich (?!?!) is complete without a Laffy Taffy follow-up.
Friday Faves: Looking at MYSELF Through Beer Goggles
While perusing (and by “perusing” I mean obsessively checking and re-checking) Facebook for the fourth time yesterday, I noticed that no one had done anything since the last time I logged in (an hour before). In a fit of never ending boredom that made signing off impossible, I decided to look at pictures of me.
Duke It Out: Vampires
Eclipse is out, True Blood is back and there’s a veritable smorgasbord of undead hotties floating around right now in all their pale, gorgeous glory.
Move Over Sexpots – It’s The Geeks We Want
The world’s largest nerd orgy, otherwise known as Comic-Con, kicks off today in San Diego and we’re celebrating the dork-a-palooza by focusing on entertainment’s sexiest geeks. From the guys who never the leave the house without polishing their suspenders to to the guys who refuse to hide their acapella affiliations, we’re covering every kind of nerd and dork that’s out there.

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Will Jersey Shore Season 2 Live Up to the Hype?
As your official Jersey Shore recapper for the summer, I wanted to bring you a taste of what’s to come. What those Top Chef people call an amuse-bouche, if you will, outlining the pros and cons of the encroaching season of the Jersey Shore. (ONLY ONE WEEK TO GO!)
Would You Rather…
Would you rather be single with no options on the horizon or have a major crush?
Things to consider: Not knowing what he’s thinking, waiting for him to call, total freedom of being completely single.
Lindsay’s In Jail – What Do We Do Now?
Looks like Lindsay Lohan won’t be completing her full 90-day jail sentence. Due to “overcrowding” in the L.A. county jail system, she can make it out from behind bars in less than two weeks. Sounds to me like the judge’s daughter couldn’t go three whole months without a little LiLo crazy in her life. Good thing, because neither could we!
The Jersey Shore Kids Go On Strike – Send In The Replacements!
Guess who decided to up and pull a diva move? No, Mariah Carey isn’t castrating an intern for bringing her flat water instead of sparking (though, probably she is). It’s those darn Jersey Shore kids! Rumor has it that before the second season has even premiered, they’re fighting for salary raises, refusing to do a third season unless their demands are met.
Talkin’ Babies With Maci from MTV’s Teen Mom
The new season of Teen Mom premiers tonight at 10 PM on MTV and this CollegeCandy intern couldn’t be more excited. Not only do we get to find out if Amber’s havin’ another baby, but I had the chance to chat with everyone’s favorite mama, Maci. She filled me in on how her life has changed since she moved from Chattanooga, Bentley started talking up a storm, and even gave the CollegeCandy readers some invaluable dating advice.

Now Showing: The Runaways on DVD
Have you ever seen a movie about a songwriter or a filmmaker where the things around them inspire their art, like Walk the Line about Johnny Cash? The Runaways is not that movie. Fowley inspires the band’s songs. Fowley tells the band to think like guys, to only care about orgasms, to give themselves to the crowd then take themselves away at the last second.