Entertainment - page 349

Dec 7, 2009

Welcome to Marijuana University

If you’re like me, chances are you glanced at your calendar today and then did a double take, thinking, “It’s been December for a whole week? How the hell did that happen?” For every student, the pressure is on: finals are fast approaching, and we’ve all got about a million pages to read and two million more to write before we can reach the holy grail of winter break.

Dec 6, 2009

Overheard: Inappropriate!

Two girls, walking through the mud after a football game. Girl 1: I want to make a really inappropriate joke. Girl 2: Is it a Trail of Tears joke? Girl 1: Okay, yeah.

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Dec 4, 2009

Candy Dish: 2009 Was Full of Red Carpet Disasters

• This is just bad. • Pamela Anderson tries another path... • Let's put an end to camel toe! • I don't want this Santa in my chimney. • This is why birth control exists. • Who the eff is styling Rihanna these days?

Dec 4, 2009

Easy, Tiger

By now, the sordid details of Tiger Woods’s first major scandal are familiar to anyone who keeps up with celebrity gossip: the mysterious car accident! The golf-club wielding wife! The alleged mistress, who says that being asked about her relationship to the golf legend is like being asked “to comment if there are aliens on Earth”! The whole mess is shaping up to be the biggest tabloid story this side of Jen, Angelina, and Brad.

Dec 4, 2009

WTF Fridays: This Will Make Her Feel Special

Guys sure know how to make a woman feel loved and appreciated. Especially if they spring for the coordinating accessories. Thanks, men!

Dec 4, 2009

Are You Ready for the MTVu Woodies?

Thanks to our biffles over at MTV, I was able to go to the MTVu's Woodie awards. What's a woodie? Oh, please. Don't act like you don't know. The Woodie Awards is only the coolest, most underrated award show ever. MTVu brings my favorite coffee shop jams and booty shaking music together and rewards them with an awkward wooden statue.

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Dec 4, 2009

Candy Dish: Miley Cyrus is Growin’ Up Fast

• Uh, isn't Miley a little young for a tat? • Damn, Britney's lookin' good on Elle! • Why do powerful men cheat? • Wanna steal Taylor Momsen's beauty secrets? • Should college tuition be taxed? • Al Roker shows Speidi who's boss.

Candy Dish: More Bad News for Adam Lambert

• ABC hates Adam Lambert. • Dude, I'd stay with Tiger Woods for $60 million! • Who has the worst album covers of 2009? • Quick fixes for perfect brows. • Jersey Shore is totes legit, says one NJ Italiano. • Lady Gaga is more than a pretty face (behind a veil of lace).

Dec 3, 2009

The Cure For Thursday Boredom: Suri Cruise

So it’s Thursday. Thanks to those 5 glorious days off last week, this week feels like its been going on for an eternity. Friday seems so close yet so far away and right now we’re bored. And completely checked out from anything and everything academic.

Candy Dish: Can We Talk About Something Besides Tiger?

• Yeah, he's a tad shady. Can we move on? • Damn, QVC has a lot of great shiz. • Is that a Snuggie, Jessica Simpson? • So that's what makes for bad sex. • Everyone wants to see Lady Gaga. • Is loneliness contagious?

Dec 2, 2009

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Dec 2, 2009

There’s a Time and A Place for Facebooking

Everyone has that one friend who is a habitual Facebook status updater. Their life is an open book for all of their cyber friends to read. As if people care that you are at the gym right now or cleaning out your earwax. There are some things better left un-updated. And there are some places and times when it’s not OK to update either.

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Dec 2, 2009

Candy Dish: Justin Timberlake Rocks

• What are the best albums of the decade? • Was Marilyn Monroe a pothead? • 13 signs it's time to dump his ass. • Nick Jonas goes it alone. • Kick that hunger with this little secret.Mila Kunis is dating Macauley Culkin?

Dec 2, 2009

The Hills: Later, Losers!

So there it was: the season finale of The Hills. You’d think MTV would give Kristin a little more time to pack up her things and get out of the house they rented for her, but no; they pushed her out on the last day of filming. Where will she go?

Dec 1, 2009

Candy Dish: Former Miss Argentina Dies from Butt Implants?

• Would you die for butt implants? • Tiger Woods is really getting around. • Damn! Now THAT's a diamond. • Alec Baldwin better not ruin 30 Rock. • Ooooo! Harry Potter is gonna get saucy! • Ew. Bus drivers are gross.

Dec 1, 2009

Lesson Learned: Storage Bins and Stairs Do Not Mix [VIDEO]

Like this girl, this little experiment seemed like a great idea to me at first. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Well, except for hitting the 4th stair at the wrong angle and heading teeth first into the floor.

Dec 1, 2009

10 Questions for Taylor Momsen

I don't know about you, but if I were Taylor Momsen and I was about to appear on TV (yes, even It's On With Alexa Chung), I'd probably change out of my one-night-stand's military button-down before I went on air. That is, if it were appropriate for my 16-year-old self to be putting out in the first place.

Dec 1, 2009

Avoiding Swine Flu, Cosmo Style

Most experts will tell you to wash your hands or get the vaccine to protect yourself from H1N1. Leave it to Cosmo to offer up some sexier alternatives.

Dec 1, 2009

Candy Dish: Nick Jonas Has a Secret

• And he's revealing it on Twitter today! • Lady Gaga takes a tumble in Canada. • Real life drama hits the Gossip Girl set! • Give your BF the best gift ever. • Adam Lambert was an ugly duckling. • 10 fashion trends begging for a comeback.

Dec 1, 2009

Gossip Girl: Everyone Knows Elevators Have Security Cameras

Whoever said Thanksgiving was a time for family harmony obviously never met the Van Der Woodsen family. I mean, my god, how insanely brilliant was that Thanksgiving feast! It was like the best 7 minutes of Gossip Girl ever.

Nov 30, 2009

Candy Dish: Taylor Lautner Likes Girls, OK?

• Just want to clear that up. • Tiger Woods ain't talkin. • The Muppets are better than Queen. • 5 couples destroyed by reality TV. • This couple actually made me barf. • Could Gwen Stefani's family be any cuter?

Nov 30, 2009

Candy Dish: Heidi Klum Makes Pretty Babies

• Not that anyone is surprised... • Awww. Robert Pattinson before the hair. • Hey there, Jerry O'Connell. • Where are the best Cyber Monday deals? • Chris Brown is really gonna open up now. • Wanna ask him out? Here's how!

Nov 29, 2009

The Morning After: The Golden Shower

If someone were to ask me what was the worst day of my life to date, I would have to take them back to freshman year. I was young and naive and spent the better part of that fateful day being scammed by a nice man on the telephone who told me I had won a diamond watch and a trip to Hawaii.

Nov 28, 2009

Is It So Wrong To Love Justin Bieber?

The kid is 15, but he looks about 12 and half. He’s got no body hair, he will still be mistaken for a little girl over the phone, and I honestly doubt the boy has even had an erection. But that hasn’t stopped him from releasing a CD full of romantic love songs, as if he has had 15 agonizing years of offering girls rides on his tricycle only to have them run off and play with another kid in he sandbox.

Nov 27, 2009

The Weekly Wrap Up: Tis the Season… Already

Thanksgiving has been over for less than 24 hours, which means that the world is already in full-fledged holiday season mode. The advent of The Season brings with it all kinds of things, some positive and some negative: major deals and awkward run-ins with high school friends, feelings of gratitude and feelings of Grinchiness, holiday nookie and so on.

Nov 27, 2009

WTF Friday: Wanna Play Doctor?

I'm all about a little role playing - I mean who doesn't get turned on at the thought of sexy time with a McDreamy - but I do believe this is taking things a little bit too far. There is nothing sexy about a speculum. Nothing at all.

Nov 27, 2009

Candy Dish: Courtney Love Is Talking..

• This time about Britney Spears. • Don't miss out on these Black Friday deals! • Kevin Federline: skinny and douchey. • Uh, guys have more personality? What? • Stay motivated on that diet! • MTV is pissing off the Italians.

Nov 26, 2009

Cosmo Says The Darndest Things: December Edition

So, I know this month’s Cosmo Says is fashionably late (blame it on a premature reaction to Tryptophan), but it's here now. And you should be happy because not only was the December issue chock full of goodies, but now you have something to distract you while your little cousins run around your house screaming and you attempt to digest that 3lbs of stuffing you just inhaled.

Nov 24, 2009

Candy Dish: Taylor Lautner Does Rolling Stone

DROOL. • Is LiLo getting a reality show?! • WTF is Rihanna wearing? • Good Morning America gives Adam Lambert the boot. • Well, this is one effed up family. • Paula Deen gets up close and personal with a pig.

Nov 24, 2009

Welcome to the Biggest Bar Night of the Year

Thanksgiving is a-comin’, ladies! Time for some turkey, stuffing (my absolute favorite treat on earth) and reuniting with all your old home friends. Oh, and hopefully a major shopping spree with mom. Is there any other reason to come home?

Nov 24, 2009

Thanksgiving Break Dos and Don’ts

Being back under your parents’ roof for Thanksgiving comes with a cornucopia of blessings, such as mom doing your laundry, shopping sprees and overeating until you actually consider braving the Black Friday crowds just to purchase a pair of jeans with an elastic waistband. However, being back under mom and dad’s watchful eye can be treacherous, as well.

Nov 24, 2009

WTF Happened to Prince William?

There’s something that’s been on my mind recently, and I’m hoping I’m not the only one who has noticed. But seriously, what happened to Prince William and when exactly did he get assaulted with the ugly stick? Because with every day that passes, William begins to look more and more like his father, and that’s a genetic battle that he is most definitely going to lose.

Nov 24, 2009

Candy Dish: TTFN, Jon and Kate!

• Goodbye, Jon and Kate Plus 8! • What do you think of the structured shoulder? • Nick Lachey is employed. • What is Robert Pattinson most afraid of? • Is anyone really shocked by this Hugh Hefner news? • And this is why you should always leave a tip.

Nov 23, 2009

Candy Dish: Adam Lambert’s Horny – So What?

• In defense of Adam Lambert's on-stage BJ. • Does Emma Watson have a boyfriend? • Looks like Suri's picking out her own outfits. • Kick those bad dating habits to the curb! • Happy 40th, P Diddy! • The pics you didn't see from The Hangover.

Nov 23, 2009

Taylor Swift Is Overrated

I like Taylor Swift. I like that she's sweet and wholesome, I like that she writes her own music, I like that they play her music all the time on the radio so I can turn it up loud when I'm driving and sing at the top of my lungs. I think she's got awesome hair and love that she doesn't let her 5'11 frame bother her. I really do like her. But all that being said, I also think the Taylor-mania is getting a little out of control.

Nov 23, 2009

The Weekly Ten: Not Giving Thanks

This week, in light of the upcoming treasured holiday, I started thinking about all the things in my life that I have to be thankful for: my family, the boy, YSL lipstick and, of course, the inevitable huge delicious meal my mama's going to prepare this week. But that's all kinda boring. I mean, who isn't thankful for family? So instead, I decided to count down the 10 things I'm un-thankful for this holiday season.

Nov 23, 2009

Candy Dish: What Did Everyone Wear to the AMAs?

• Was it more about the music or the fashion last night? • Or maybe everything is all about Taylor Swift these days. • Adam Lambert turns up the (guy on guy) heat! • Why won't your acne go away... • Levi Johntson's Playgirl spread is a total letdown. • Victoria's Secret models make me hate myself.