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  • Overheard: Freshmeat

    Overheard: Freshmeat

    (Girls, introducing themselves in class.) Girl 1: I'm Brenna. Girl 2: Hi! I'm Margaret, but you can call me Murphy. Girl 1: Huh. How'd you get that nickname? Girl 2: When I was born, my dad said it was Murphy's Law.

  • The Morning After: Untag, Untag, Untag…

    The Morning After: Untag, Untag, Untag…

    Only a recent graduate of the underage club, the majority of my nights out have consisted of shimmying up my skirt to woo a bouncer, or settling for a dive bar in the middle of nowhere. On this particular night, I believe it was a Tuesday - a night when I shouldn’t have been out in the first place since I had class the next morning - the former had not worked out and so we ended up at the latter...

  • The New Fall Lineup: We Can Barely Contain Ourselves!

    The New Fall Lineup: We Can Barely Contain Ourselves!

    After three entire months of reruns, and crappy MTV-I-need-a-girlfriend-and-a-life reality shows, I am more than ready for the new fall lineup, which starts this week! In addition to our old favorites whose finales left us on the edge of our couches with mouths open and ice cream dripping on our PJs, there are a slew of new shows that are totally worth tuning into this fall.

  • Candy Dish: Health Scare for Nicole Richie

    Candy Dish: Health Scare for Nicole Richie

    • DJ AM's death takes a toll on Nicole Richie. • Puppy vs. baby: the battle is on. • Perez Hilton likes little girls. • Now this is a party animal. • Khloe Kardashian's got a new man. • The Hoff does a solo.

  • Weekly Wrap Up: Missing Middle School

    Weekly Wrap Up: Missing Middle School

    It has been a week of reminiscing for me. It seemed as though everywhere I looked there was something that reminded me of the happier days of my childhood.

  • Who’s Ready For COLLEGE FOOTBALL!?!?!

    Who’s Ready For COLLEGE FOOTBALL!?!?!

    One of the best parts of going back to school is football season. It doesn't matter if your school's team completely rocks or totally sucks, the experience of a football Saturday is to college as a hungover Saturday is to...well, college.

  • Did Somebody Say Deep Fried Butter? 7 Weird Foods We Want to Try

    Did Somebody Say Deep Fried Butter? 7 Weird Foods We Want to Try

    Everything’s bigger in Texas—especially calorie counts. This Tuesday, Texas State Fair officials announced eight finalists for this year’s Big Tex Choice Awards, a contest for innovative and inevitably artery-clogging food. The list includes heart attack-inducing treats like Texas Fried Pecan Pie, Deep-Fried Peaches & Cream, and—drumroll, please—Deep-Fried Butter.

  • WTF Friday: Don’t Poop In The Street, Please

    WTF Friday: Don’t Poop In The Street, Please

    I'd like to meet the people in this neighborhood who require this friendly reminder.

  • Are You An Internet-aholic? There’s a Rehab For That

    Are You An Internet-aholic? There’s a Rehab For That

    Imagine that you move into your new dorm room only to find that your internet connection isn’t working. Do you feel a little frustrated, mildly anxious, or totally panicked? If you chose Option C, you might just be an internet addict. Don’t laugh—a growing number of doctors believe that internet addiction is a serious problem.

  • Candy Dish: Mariah and Nick to Be Parents!

    Candy Dish: Mariah and Nick to Be Parents!

    • No, she's not preggers. They are adopting. • McSteamy or McSnorty? • Fall fashion = lots and lots of brown. • Chris Brown pissed the wrong woman off. • Man tries to breastfeed. • Are Tori and Dean dunzo!?

  • Project Runway Rundown: auf Wiedersehen, Bitches!

    Project Runway Rundown: auf Wiedersehen, Bitches!

    You know what they say in baseball: “Three strikes, and you’re out!” And now we know the same is true in Project Runway. But more on that later. First let's discuss Tim Gunn in flip flops and Wayfarers.

  • Candy Dish: Obama Wants To Talk To The Kids

    Candy Dish: Obama Wants To Talk To The Kids

    • Apparently, that's a bad thing. • Things aren't looking good for Lindsay Lohan. • Chase Crawford is all growed up. • Kim Kardashian Tweets in her undies? • Glamour wants more "plus size" ladies. • Shakira's back, bitches.

  • TV Hotties We’d Totally Do Now

    TV Hotties We’d Totally Do Now

    Our elementary school days were filled with lazy after-school sessions of TV surfing; all those wholesome family shows chock full of life lessons, physical comedy and a happy ending. We were addicted to the Full House family and all the hilarious mishaps of Tim the Tool Man Taylor.

  • Middle School Fashion: WTF Was I Thinking!?

    Middle School Fashion: WTF Was I Thinking!?

    As wonderful as it was, there is one aspect of my childhood that I pray never comes back to haunt me: my wardrobe. Looking back on the trends of our middle school days, I am left sitting on my floor surrounded by piles of reputation-killing photos wondering what the eff we were thinking back then...

  • God Loves a Little Forepray

    God Loves a Little Forepray

    We are all living the holier-than-thou lifestyle, obvi. If premarital sex, Gossip Girl story lines and excessive binge drinking is all okay by God, that is. Perhaps these aren’t on the Catholic list of acceptable behavior, but for those of us college students living it up during our undergrad years, I have some good news for you.

  • Candy Dish: We’re On Team Seacrest

    Candy Dish: We’re On Team Seacrest

    • We got your back, Ryan Seacrest!Meagan still wants a millionaire. And VH1 will oblige. • We're lovin' DKNY's fall collection. • There are lots of songs about balls.... • Is God going gender neutral in the Bible? • Cheap, amazing dorm room DIY.

  • Candy Dish: You Go, Diane Sawyer!

    Candy Dish: You Go, Diane Sawyer!

    • Diane Sawyer gets promoted. • Now there's a hot couple. Mmmm mmm mmmm. • Aubrey O'Day defends her idiocy. • Students choosing passion over money. • Holy cow K-Fed! • Who wears these shirts?!

  • Happy 40th Birthday, Internet!

    Happy 40th Birthday, Internet!

    Dear Internet, Happy (alleged) Birthday! I hope this letter finds you well and spyware free. It’s been 40 years since you first transferred data between computers and look how far you’ve come! I would like to take this time to tell you how much I cherish you, Internet.

  • Some Guys DO Know How To Dress!

    Some Guys DO Know How To Dress!

    When I walk into class every morning in my carefully planned outfit, complete with meticulously-matched accessories, it really disappoints me to see all the boys looking - how shall I put this? - less than stellar. If Cher was not expected to swoon over baggy pants and a backwards cap, than neither am I.

  • Candy Dish: American Apparel Dabbles in Underage Porn?

    Candy Dish: American Apparel Dabbles in Underage Porn?

    • Their deep v t-shirts are great, but their ads are not. • Madonna passes out on stage. Twice. • This kid is not qualified to give make out tips. • So what happened to DJ AM? • Want to get rid of neck fat? • Yay! Sex and the City 2 has begun!

  • Let It Rock: Something Old, Something New, Something Blue

    Let It Rock: Something Old, Something New, Something Blue

    My sister is getting married and I've had weddings on the brain, so this week I'm dedicating this review to her and doin' the something old, something new, and something blue routine. It doesn't just apply to brides, you know. I didn't borrow any of my music this week (I'm not good at giving back), so I had to leave that one out.

  • Which is Bigger: The Duggar Family or Their Mom’s Vajay?

    Which is Bigger: The Duggar Family or Their Mom’s Vajay?

    Michelle Duggar gave birth to her 18th child 8 months ago. And now she's expecting her 19th. I've got one word for this madness: holyeffingsh*t.

  • I Call Bullsh*t on Chris Brown

    I Call Bullsh*t on Chris Brown

    In case you've been living under a rock for the past 8 months, Chris Brown was arrested and charged for assaulting his former girlfriend, Rihanna. Now, in an interview with old-man interviewer Larry King, Mr. Brown is saying that he can't really believe it happened, as if he magically left his body and wasn't there when the entire brawl went down.

  • We’ve All Been There: Using the Fake ID

    We’ve All Been There: Using the Fake ID

    You’re totally over the sweaty frat party scene, and the lines for the bathroom, keg, and beer pong table at house parties is starting to piss you off. You need something new for your weekend festivities. Something like, the bar. Ok, so you’re not 21, but you know as well as anyone that the bar on the corner of campus would let in anyone not still attached to their umbilical cord.

  • Candy Dish: Tyra Banks Is Gettin’ Hitched

    Candy Dish: Tyra Banks Is Gettin’ Hitched

    • Someone wants to marry crazy Tyra Banks? • The sexiest ice cream around. • Time to update those leggings, ladies. • Demi Moore is all nature, baby. • When will these people stop having kids?! • Some say cheating is totally OK.

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