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May 22, 2009

V.W.W.E.: Top Ten Virile Vets

We're back with another edition of G.W.W.E. (Guys We Wanna Eff), and no, that's not a typo! This week, we have a very special treat in store--instead of featuring one luscious lad, we have decided to salute ten of Hollywood's hottest vets in honor of Memorial Day.

May 22, 2009

WTF Friday: Thank God This Isn’t Your Family

I always thought there was nothing worse than the forced family photo for the yearly Christmas card. And then I saw this. What. The. Eff??! That poor, poor child has to grow up knowing his parents are either really big tools or totally into Plushies and Furries.

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May 22, 2009

Celebretard Showdown: Miley Cyrus vs. Lindsay Lohan

This week’s showdown is between two ladies who are tainting our youth, one racy photo at a time: Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus. Who is wreaking more havoc? Let’s break it down:

May 22, 2009

The CC Weekly Weigh In: We Wish We Could Forget

The purpose of Memorial Day is not to get together with family and have a cookout; it is actually to remember and honor those who have fallen for this country. So, in honor of the day that is devoted to remembering things, we thought we'd focus on those things that we'd much rather forget.

May 22, 2009

Candy Dish: Paris Hilton Gets It On In Cannes

Paris Hilton is super classy. • Brush up on your text lingo. • The Gosselins do counseling. • How to break up with a dude.Bisexuality is the new black. • Leanne Rimes is happily married, OK!?

May 21, 2009

Candy Dish: Losing Isn’t Easy for Lambert Fans

• Celebs dealing with the Lambert loss. • What does Brad and Angie's body language say? • Nike's version of the gladiator sandal. • Sex sells. Here's why we buy. • Blake Lively takes a vacay. • Tips for dealing with those under-eye circles.

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May 21, 2009

Girl Crush: Chelsea Handler

I'm having a tough time admitting this, mostly because I think she stole my life, but I have a huge crush on Chelsea Handler. I was introduced to Ms. Handler a few years back when my friend shoved her first book, "My Horizontal Life" in my hands and screamed, "this was your idea!"

CollegeCandy Presents: The Boys Of Summer

It is not hard to tell that we l-o-v-e summer around here. The clothes are so much cuter, the drinks are more refreshing, and the boys are lookin’ goooood. Well, some of em. The rest look the same as the rest of the year, just without the over-sized puffy jacket.We have been spending a lot of time outside lately – drinking, walking, flirting – and have met a lot of males.

May 21, 2009

Candy Dish: Word To Your Mother, Kris Allen!

• The Idol Finale was full of surprises. • Dessert for dinner? Do it! • This is totally not P.C., but we kinda laughed anyway. • We're obsessed with the maxi dress! • Will Chase Crawford do Kevin Bacon justice? • Um. Bacon lube exists.

May 21, 2009

Candy Dish: Brangelina Come to Cannes

• Did Angelina Jolie flash her Britney at Cannes? • Randy Jackson next to hop on the designer bandwagon. • Well hello, perfect floral dress for summer! • Your student ID is useful...even after college. • We hope Carrie Underwood is OK... • OMG. Someone loves Adam Lambert a bit too much.

May 20, 2009

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May 20, 2009

So, Who Will Be The American Idol?

Everyone who reads this site knows how we feel about Adam Lambert and his weird acne skin and awful Kate Gosselin-inspired haircut. The truth is, we'd rather vote for Sanjaya to win tonight than have to see this guy on every channel/magazine cover/gossip website for the next two weeks.

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May 20, 2009

Perez Hilton: Real Life’s Gossip Girl

Monday night’s Gossip Girl season finale got me thinking. First, I started thinking about how depressing my Monday nights would be without my favorite show. Then I started thinking about what I would do with that 60 minutes of emptiness… and decided that I’d probably just eat to fill the void. And then I started thinking about the quest to out Gossip Girl and I had a teen-drama epiphany:

May 20, 2009

Candy Dish: Lady Gaga’s “Style”

Lady Gaga really doesn't like clothes. • The claws are off for Gwyneth and Scarlett. Rawr! • You snooze, you lose....weight. • T.I.'s road to redemption a whole lot shorter than expected. • The Snuggie alternatives. • A look we're totally loving.

May 20, 2009

Let it Rock: I Almost Forgot About You

You know those artists that just seem to disappear all of the sudden? One minute they're in your life (and in your head) and the next, you don't really know where they are and you spend your days wondering if they took some office job somewhere.

May 19, 2009

Candy Dish: Jessica Biel is Too Pretty

• Woe is Jessica Biel. • The top five greatest American Idol finale moments. • These people should not have children. • Lisa Rinna's lips aren't real?! • Kate Hudson is A-Rod's latest conquest. • 5 jobs for easy money.

May 19, 2009

Yay! Patrick Swayze is Alive!

There are rumors circulating on the web that Pancreatic cancer has taken the life of Patrick Swayze. It still has yet to be confirmed, but just the thought of losing the man who taught us the power of dance at a summer resort in the Poconos is making us sad.

May 19, 2009

We’ve All Been There: Book Buy Back

You finished your last exam early and, after waiting for someone else to turn theirs in first, ran down the steps of that lecture hall, slammed that baby on the desk and skipped your way to freedom. As you walk home you notice how great the air smells, how bright the sun is and how beautiful your campus is. School is out and you are feelin’ groovy.

May 19, 2009

Candy Dish: Sherlock Holmes is Back

Robert Downey Jr. makes one sexy detective. • University of Missouri requires iPhones?! • Should you get your nose hair waxed? • Teen idols then and now. Eeek. • Is this cheating? • OMFG. Gossip Girl is over for the season.

May 19, 2009

The Hills: Cowboy Montag Moseys Into Town

Upon meeting Heidi’s dad on last night’s episode of The Hills, I expected a little more from MTV. For instance, I expected a scene out of some sort of Western movie where Mr. Montag walks through swinging saloon doors, gives Spencer a look and then does some fancy moves with the gun in his holster as a tumbleweed blows by.

May 18, 2009

Candy Dish: Lauren Conrad “Writes” A Book

• Pretty sure she had some help with this dribble. • Are you wasting your time at the gym?Nikon is racist. • Is Audrina Partridge boning the hottie from Star Trek? • Britney spends a lot of money. Like, a LOT. • Jazzhands! • Are women pushovers when it comes to sex?

May 18, 2009

Yahoo Question of The Week: Push It Real Good

You ever have a question so embarassing you weren't sure who to ask? You could ask your friends, but they'd laugh at you...and then copy and paste that sh*t into an email to everyone you know. You could go to your parents, but they'd probably judge you...and then copy and paste that sh*t into an email to everyone you know.

May 18, 2009

10 Things Old Ladies SHOULDN’T Be Doing

Meet Elizabeth Adeney: she's a successful business woman in her mid-60s, working and living in Britain. Ms. Adeney is a divorcee and well respected by her friends and associates, so one must ask, "What makes her special?" Well folks, she's preggers.

May 18, 2009

Roller Coaster of Love. Literally.

Americans are well known for their affection for, and addiction to, theme parks. We have Disney Land, Disney World, Lego Land, Sea World, and a plethora of other immensely entertaining places. What we don’t have is a theme park about sex. Guess who else doesn’t have one? China.

May 18, 2009

Candy Dish: Obama’s Advice to Notre Dame

• What did Obama have to say to the Fighting Irish? • OMGee. There is a Paris Hilton documentary. • Jennifer Hudson forgives. • The best health and fitness products of the year. • LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are at it again. • Cameron Diaz has a really rough life.

May 18, 2009

Q & A With The Cast of MTV’s College Life

I really can’t give MTV’s new series “College Life” enough praise. I’m not a huge fan of the whole reality thing, but since the show is shot by the students themselves it really puts a good spin on a tired genre. Every episode is chock-full of the real life drama of being an actual freshman at one of America’s largest party schools – the University of Wisconsin.

May 17, 2009

Overheard: Movin’ Out

(Two guys on move-out day, carrying cases of beer.) Guy 1: Man, we're gonna fill up an entire recycling bin. RA, poking head out of room: Excuse me? Guy 2: No, don't worry, it's okay. These are full of urine.

May 17, 2009

The Morning After: Blinded By Lust

We've all seen how boys act when they want to make out with you at a club. First, they come up behind you and begin to dance. Maybe you introduce yourselves, maybe you don’t. If they are a good dancer, you continue dancing, and if they suck, you text your friend that you have to go to the bathroom and she comes and pretends that she has to use the facilities at this exact second.

May 16, 2009

Top 10: Worst Things a Guy Can Say the Morning After

It’s Friday night and you throw on your hottest little black dress, toss back some shots with your girlfriends and then hit the club, bar or, everyone's favorite, the kegger. Soon you're in a first class seat to Blackout City, and the next thing you know, you're waking up topless in a strange bed, wearing someone’s boxers and one high heel.

May 16, 2009

MTV’s College Life: A Very Bad Idea

College Life. A show not worth watching. This is fact. I could list off a million better things to do with those 30 minutes. Like listing off a million better things to do with those 30 minutes. Or listing all the reasons why I’m so glad I did not have a camera following me around in college.

May 15, 2009

Candy Dish: A Message to the Class Of ’09

• Forget what those commencement speakers say, this is the real deal. • Oprah apologizes to James Frey!? • This is a sad way to lure in customers.Adam Lambert hits eBay. • Oh no, Jennifer Hudson. No, no, no! • The 4 worst hangover remedies.

May 15, 2009

G.W.W.E.: Carmelo “Slam Dunk” Anthony

Nothing beats a night of chillin' with my boys (and girls), catching a b-ball game, and having a beer. Ok, I take that back. There is one thing that beats it and that is when the Denver Nuggets are playing and my eyes are trained on the moves of Carmelo Anthony.

May 15, 2009

Celebretard Showdown: Perez Hilton vs. Ryan Seacrest

This week’s showdown is between two celebs that continue to invade our lives, no matter how hard we try to avoid them: Perez Hilton and Ryan Seacrest. Which one would we like to ship off to a small island in the South Pacific first? Do we really have to choose?!

May 15, 2009

The CC Weekly Weigh In: Not Ready for Reality TV

But would I ever be on a reality show? Hell to the no. As fun as potentially melting down in front of millions of people at home sounds, I'd much rather be the one on my couch - bowl of brownie batter in hand - than the one being cut, manipulated and edited into some freak show for America's enjoyment.

May 15, 2009

Candy Dish: We Miss Danny Gokey

Danny Gokey speaks! • Leonardo DiCaprio as Frank Sinatra? • The 5 greatest American Idol moments ever. • Guy says: the annoying things girls do. • Is Jessica Alba in the Skull and Crossbones? • Holy sh*t! Those women are strong!

May 14, 2009

Candy Dish: Pfizer Has Good News for the Jobless!

Free Viagra for all! • Are fanny packs back? • What's the deal with BJs? • Kim Kardashian sees marriage in her future. • Celebrity Twitter overkill. • Miss California's got Sarah Palin in her corner.

May 14, 2009

Google’s Down. The World Weeps.

After rolling out of bed this morning I immediately flipped open my Mac Book and signed online. (What? How else are you supposed to begin the day?) And that was when I got the worst news of my life: Google wasn't working.