“All I want to do now is f**k the girls I’ve already f**ked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them. I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else” -John Mayer (Rolling Stone)
• Looks like Snooki's gonna be Snookin' for Love. • What's Britney's latest addiction? • Think your way to better sex. • Get white hot for a cool spring. • Ryan Reynolds stars in a movie. All alone? • It's official. Conan's on the move!
• Anderson Cooper saves lives. • Well this is just disturbing. • Does Jeremy Piven have a new lady friend? • Blame Corey and Topanga for your relationship ideals. • Tom Brady is one hot dad. • Will Kate Bosworth's relationship last?
Cosmo's February issue had a lot of usefulless information, as per usual. Get excited! This month we learn how guys truly feel about nail decals (we know you’ve all been dying to know the answer to this.) Turns out 55% think they’re too over-the-top, while 45% say they’re fun and flirty. But I’m pretty sure 100% don’t really know what nail decals are.
It's no secret that the current economic crisis had had a pretty severe impact on private universities. Not only have they lost some serious funding, but they've lost some serious student recruits who can no longer afford the high price of a private college education. Those universities, then, have been forced to get really crafty in their attempts to entice those incoming students to come their way.
Have you ever heard a song on the radio that you were so obsessed with but didn't know who sang it so you went home, hopped onto Google and tried to remember the lyrics so you could put them in?
Being an adult means making a lot of sacrifices. It's about saying no to a dinner party because you can't afford to bring more than stale bread ends. It's about turning down movie offers because it costs 5 billion dollars to buy a ticket in NYC (and god forbid you want to see IMAX...bye bye, life savings!).
One of the biggest motivations for us college girls to get to the gym every day is the thought of all the hot guys that will be there. Yeah, we go there to burn off last night's margaritas and nachos, but doing all that burning is so much better while ogling delicious, muscle-y coeds lifting weights, the sweat dripping off of their glistening brows.
• Lady Gaga joins the charge to help Haiti. • 10 things every woman should have in her car. • Jennifer and Gerard get cozy at the Globes. What's goin' on?? • Don't get a boring manicure; get nail art! • Would you buy a Booty Pop? • OMG it's really happening!
OK, I've got one question and one question only... Who the F is Ke$ha??
While the Golden Globes were pretty entertaining last night (what's funnier than watching celebs make fun of each other and take serious jabs at NBC), the true magic of the show began a few hours before Ricky Gervais (be still my heart) took the stage. And that magic is better known as the Red Carpet.
It's Monday, so you know what that means: The day is gonna suck It's time for The Weekly Ten! This week I'm going to breathe through my anger (so I don't Ronnie someone) and take a turn to the nerdy side. I love those internet memes. Sharing an inside joke with millions of people? Yes please. Mocking Kanye? Even better.
It's finally here! The glitz, the glamor, the celebrities stuffed into Spanx so they look flawless in their couture gowns. Yes, the Golden Globes pre-show is about to start and, OMG, we could not be more excited! Sure, the actual awards show is gonna be fantastic (go Gabourey Sidibe!), but we're all about the fashion around here.
(Girl, complaining in the student union lounge.) Girl: I used to like Gaga, you know, back when I thought she was a hermaphrodite. Like, I'd watch her, and I'd be like "yeah, this is good, I like this," but I was always on my toes. Because you never know when something might just - pop out! It was exciting.
My sophomore year I lived with my best friend in an all-girls' dorm. Needless to say, squeezing 500+ girls into one building was begging for trouble. Constantly surrounded by tampon wrappers, curling irons and vaginas (I mean, really) took its toll on my tiny, horny roomie. She met a guy in her Creative Writing class who she believed to be "the One,"even though he was an obvious tool (bleach blonde, tan, AND president of a frat).
All year long I look forward to award show season, the best time to see my favorite celebs hitting the red carpet looking all kinds of fabulous. Sure, I love seeing who wins the awards and what the "experts" consider the best movie of the year, but everyone knows the best thing about these award shows is checking out what everyone is wearing.
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What are you doing Sunday night? Nursing a hangover? Ordering in some greasy Chinese? Catching up on all that reading you skipped all weekend? Wanna watch the Golden Globes with us? Well, the Red Carpet, at least?
Giving up my nights out was not something I was especially prepared to do when I started scouring my college town for a job; who wants to be folding clothes amidst an asthma-inducing Abercrombie cologne cloud late into the evening when your girls are out at $1 pitcher night? Nobody. That's why I became a cocktail waitress.
This week - the first back at school for most of us - has kicked our butts. There was so much going on we nearly forgot to eat today... and eating is not something we ever forget to do around here. Especially when it comes to snacks that freshen up our faces.
By now everyone and their mother (including my mother, who called and asked me who "this bimbo is") has seen the photos of Heidi Montag's latest foray into Barbie-ville published in People magazine. But no matter how many times I look at this - and I literally stared at it for 10 minutes until my eyes started to water last night - it still blows my mind.
• Watch the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows trailer! • Jimmy Kimmel makes a fool of Jay Leno. • This is irony at its finest. • Harvard loves Anne Hathaway. • In dating, how fast is too fast? • Hey there, Nick Jonas nipple.
We've already made our pick for this season's winner (and token ferosh gay guy, obvi), and now it's time to find out if either of them will even make it past the first auf Wiedersehen. Yes, my friends, it's finally time for Project Runway Season 7 to start!
• Is Elton John the new Simon Cowell? • TMI, Katy Perry! • The Red Cross texting campaign worked! • Find out who defriended you! • 7 ways to ensure you'll be single forever. • Heidi Montag is officially a Barbie doll.
Project Runway Season 7 kicks off tonight! Along with our usual faves - Heidi, Tim, Michael and Nina - we're getting a whole new batch of designers to cut, stitch and bitch their way to the top. But while the 16 designers are all fresh faces, I know that many of them will fill the typical roles of contestants in season's past.