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  • False Advertising: The Padded Crotch

    False Advertising: The Padded Crotch

    Well, watch out girls, because thanks to Calvin Klein, guys could be packing less heat than meets the eye. Mr. Klein, a man I now presume is packing light downtown, has just introduced a new line of jeans with “body defining fit for an enhanced profile.” In layman’s terms, a padded crotch.

  • Candy Dish: Let The Jackson Exploitation Continue!

    Candy Dish: Let The Jackson Exploitation Continue!

    • Michael's kids are getting their own reality show. • Tina Fey's long and lonely awkward phase. • Nightclubs are hazardous to women's health. • Why is everyone so mean to Jessica Simpson?? • Yes, you can look cute in the rain. • The Olsen twins' new line makes total sense.

  • Candy Dish: Someone Really Hates Leona Lewis

    Candy Dish: Someone Really Hates Leona Lewis

    • Who attacks Leona Lewis!? • Are you bad at dating?? • Madonna lets it all out for Rolling Stone. • Get ready - Rihanna's got a new album coming! • Luxe bracelet for less. So hot. • It's not that bad not to want sex. Apparently.

  • Let’s All Give Thanks To Hipsters

    Let’s All Give Thanks To Hipsters

    Love 'em or hate em, no one can deny that we are surrounded by the hipster generation these days. We are living and breathing in the second-hand smoke of Parliament Lights everywhere we go. I have spent some time observing them in their natural habitat (dark basements and dive bars in Brooklyn and the entire campus of Virginia Commonwealth University) and have seen the light.

  • Candy Dish: Tyra Banks is One Rich Whack Job

    Candy Dish: Tyra Banks is One Rich Whack Job

    • They must be paying per crazy over there. • Dr. Phil is a sexual predator? • No more David Beckham undies ads. • Zach Braff is alive! • Staying sane on parent's weekend.Kanye's clothing line...isn't happening.

  • The Hills: Strike 48 for Justin Bobby

    The Hills: Strike 48 for Justin Bobby

    So The Hills was on last night. 22 minutes of bikinis, bitching and Spencer in a cowboy hat. And seriously, that’s about it. While I usually stare at the TV open-mouthed at the absurd drama happening over in Hollywood, last night I just sat there, eyes glazed over with that “Whaaaa?” look you’d expect to find on Caitlin Upton’s face.

  • Let It Rock: Music Makes Me Happy

    Let It Rock: Music Makes Me Happy

    All the artists this week make me happy. Even when the songs are sad, I'm happy. And I think that's a sign of a truly great artist; they can sing about the saddest things in love and still put a smile on my face. And sometimes you just need music to comfort you and make you feel good. Like during midterms after spending 6 straight hours at the library and you're only a third of the way through your reading.

  • Candy Dish: Leighton Meester Rocks

    Candy Dish: Leighton Meester Rocks

    • Leighton Meester's got a new jam. • Is Mariah preggers? In Touch thinks so. • 5 friends every woman needs. • Robert Pattinson needs a snuggle buddy. • Everyone needs a little lace this winter. • Miley doesn't Tweet or tip.

  • Douchebaggery: There’s an App for That

    Douchebaggery: There’s an App for That

    If you're an addicted iPhone user like myself, you might like to keep up on all the hot goss on new apps. No? Just me? Super dorky? Fine. But even if you don't own an iPhone, you should still check out this new app that Pepsi has launched for their energy drink, Amp.

  • Little Kid Toys In a Big Kid World

    Little Kid Toys In a Big Kid World

    Just when I had thought society had told it’s last ‘women in the kitchen’ joke, the children’s toy “My Cleaning Trolley” labeled “Girls Only” was released. At first I was offended at the sight of the pink cart filled with cleaning supplies that seemed to advocate an outdated ideal of a woman’s place in the household, but then I began to look on the bright side.

  • Tweens Skank It Up for Halloween

    Tweens Skank It Up for Halloween

    Recalling my Halloweens past, my costumes of choice were a far cry from what teens these days are wearing. And what is it they are slipping into on Halloween? Not witch hats and devil ears. No, upon perusing the aisles at my local Halloween store I learned that the middle schoolers are taking a hint from their big sisters/Paris Hilton and getting into the spirit...of looking skanky.

  • Candy Dish: Congratulations, Mama Klum!

    Candy Dish: Congratulations, Mama Klum!

    Heidi Klum gives birth to a little girl! • The Kardashian's are designing for Bebe. • Jon Gosselin is becoming a Jew?? • Need a Halloween costume? Make one yourself! • Manage your time and kick some academic booty. • A first kiss...at 42-years-old.

  • Gossip Girl: Weddings Are Never All About Love

    Gossip Girl: Weddings Are Never All About Love

    Call me a sap all you want, but there were tears this week. Real ones. First they were tears of frustration and anger - crying because the scene that I have been anticipating for weeks, when Rufus and Lily finally discover that Scott is their son, was squished into some 15 second clip where Georgina walks by and breezily mentions it.

  • Candy Dish: A Day Without The Gosselins

    Candy Dish: A Day Without The Gosselins

    • We didn't think it would happen either. • Um, what is going on here, Akon?? • Who wants to see Tara Reid naked? • Woman arrested for Facebook poking. • Lady Gaga fights for gay rights. • No Glee at Thanksgiving this year.

  • The Best Men are Animated

    The Best Men are Animated

    So, if you haven’t already heard, the new cover girl of Playboy magazine is…wait for it….Marge Simpson. Not the first person we think of when considering sexy women. But I suppose those long legs, that voluminous hair and those big alluring eyes could do the trick. This got us thinking: if men can ogle cartoon women then we sure as hell can drool over some hunky cartoon men. And there are plenty to choose from.

  • Authentic Ways to Celebrate Columbus Day

    Authentic Ways to Celebrate Columbus Day

    Hey! Today is a holiday! And it must be a pretty big one since every furniture/electronics store in my state is having a huge sale! I am not sure why Christopher Columbus would warrant 50% off on all bedroom sets (especially considering the controversy that surrounds him), but I am sure he's really honored by it all.

  • Candy Dish: Lay Off The Booze, Hasselhoff

    Candy Dish: Lay Off The Booze, Hasselhoff

    David Hasselhoff gets drunk, punches doctor. Awesome. • College editor forced to resign for a too-sexy article.Lindsay Lohan acts like she's over acting. • Get rid of those raccoon eyes. • Amy Winehouse has some new friends. • Let's get creative with those sexy Halloween costumes.

  • The Weekly Ten: Worst Halloween Costumes. Ever.

    The Weekly Ten: Worst Halloween Costumes. Ever.

    As a dedicated Halloween goer-over-the-topper, my mother never once let me buy my costume. In fact, to this day, I can admit that I've only had one store-bought costume as of last year: Whoremione Granger. That's it. And I still regret it to this day. Guilty of some of the below?

  • Overheard: Toilet Ale

    Overheard: Toilet Ale

    (Girl, talking to friends.) Girl: I always imagined that you could just use the Force on your shoes, and fly. But then I guess you'd have to use the Force on all your other clothes, too, or you'd just be getting dragged around the sky by your feet.

  • The Morning After: International Affairs

    The Morning After: International Affairs

    I elbowed my way to the bar, giving fake happy kisses to every camp/youth group/high school "friend" I saw along the way. They all wanted to catch up (and tell me how great I looked!), but I had one thing in mind: vodka. That is until I spotted, across the room, my camp crush. I met him when I was 14 and fell truly, madly, deeply in love with him. He was super tall, super hot and the object of every single girl's affection.

  • Candy Dish: Rihanna is Not a Homewrecker!

    Candy Dish: Rihanna is Not a Homewrecker!

    Rihanna is NOT dating Justin Timberlake, OK? • Jail time for Soulja Boy. • Looks like I have something in common with Hilary Swank.That's the most annoying word? Psssh. Whatever. • Daniel Radcliffe heads back to Broadway. Minus the nudity.

  • Weekly Wrap Up: Lookin’ On The Bright Side

    Weekly Wrap Up: Lookin’ On The Bright Side

    It’s hard not to smile when you first see this now-notorious picture from last month’s Glamour. Whether fashion mags are just trying to cash in on a long-neglected market or they’re actually making a concentrated effort to diversify their glossy pages, it’s incredibly refreshing to see a “plus-sized” woman with a tiny paunch being portrayed as confident and sexy.

  • Cupcakes for Life

    Cupcakes for Life

    The good news: Someone might surprise you by presenting you with a tray of cupcakes today! The unsettling news: That person might be a part of the “Cupcakes for Life” movement, a group of pro-lifers dedicated to making people feel uncomfortable via free baked goods.

  • Obama’s Peace Prize—For or Against?

    Obama’s Peace Prize—For or Against?

    When I heard this morning that Barack Obama had been awarded this year’s Nobel Peace Prize, I was pretty much speechless. I’m not entirely sure how to react to this announcement.

  • WTF Friday: The Ralph Lauren Bobble Head Model

    WTF Friday: The Ralph Lauren Bobble Head Model

    Is it just me, or is something seriously wrong here? How this chick holds that giant head up with that tiny little body is beyond me. Good work, Ralph. Good to see you're designing clothes for the real woman.

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