Entertainment - page 353

Jan 10, 2010

Overheard: Son of Sam Eagle

(Two guys, in the lunchroom.) Guy 1: I'll give you a hint. His name rhymes with Awesome. Guy 2: Plawsome. Guy 1: No.

Jan 10, 2010

The Morning After: Closet Confusion

Before my boyfriend and I were "officially" dating, he rarely stayed overnight. He had some weird moral stance on that topic, but it was totally okay to get it on and then peace out. Whatevs. Anyway, the few times he did stay over just happened to be when he mysteriously (and belligerently) found his way by foot, by DD, or by other interesting means of transportation to my dorm.

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Jan 9, 2010

Being Grown Up Has Its Perks

God, the kiddies sure do have it made. They have no worries other than what cartoon they will watch after school or what Snack Pack they'll throw in their lunchbox. Their homework consists of 10 math problems and they merely have to sit at a table to be fed a full, delicious home cooked meal.

Jan 9, 2010

Facebook Wall of Shame: New Year, Same Old Statuses

Lonely Lauren i miss laughing with you and feeling like we didn't have to overcome any heartache we caused each other...i just miss you. i miss us. feel so...blah idek what word to use to describe it. Guy Who Posts Outdated, Annoying Song Lyrics he was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious?

Jan 8, 2010

Candy Dish: WTF Was Beyonce Doing on NYE?

• Did Beyonce perform for terrorists?! • Britney's back on the market. • And so is Pamela Anderson. Oooo competition! • Plastic surgery: there's an app for that. • Ew! Morgan Freeman is creepy! • You can never have too much shirtless Ryan Reynolds.

Jan 8, 2010

Weekly Wrap Up: 2010 Makes Me Tired

Whew. We have all officially survived the first week of 2010. And if the rest of the year is going to be anything like the past 8 days, I think I'm in for some serious trouble. After a whirlwind New Year's weekend chock full of drinking, celebrating, and more drinking, it took me until yesterday (true story) to get back to normal. I was so tired and out of it all week that I already blew through my Caribou Coffee gift card that I got for Hanukkah.

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Jan 8, 2010

Battle Of The Funny: Jay Leno vs. Conan O’Brien [POLL]

First it was Paris and Nicole. Then it was Edward and Jacob. Now, it's Conan and Leno. Yup, it seems the late night kings of comedy are splitting the country as they battle it out over air times.

Closing the Gender Gap

The last decade brought about a wave of liberating changes for women. We stopped wearing pants. We (successfully?) raised children on our own (by choice, or by force). We kissed girls..and Russel Brand (and we liked it. A LOT.). We are so amazing, in fact, that men are starting to get a little jealous.

WTF Friday: Explicit Instructions

Correct me if I'm wrong, but most girls only have one vagina, right? I mean, there's not something wrong with me, is there?

Jan 8, 2010

The CC Weekly Weigh In: Blame It On The A-A-A-A-A-Alcohol

As 2009 was coming to a close I vowed that I'd make some big changes for the year to come, namely to act like the adult that I am and not like the rockstar college girl I once was. I told myself I'd drink more responsibly, that I didn't need to get drunk to have fun, and that I might finally be at the age when dancing on stages is no longer socially acceptable.

Jan 8, 2010

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Jan 8, 2010

Candy Dish: Lady Gaga Does Her Thang

• Is her stylist on ecstasy? • Who's the biggest ass of 2009? • What do you need to know about spring shoes? • Jay Leno's goin' home....to 11:30 pm. • Got a pimple? Don't pop it! • So this is how Tila Tequila mourns.

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Jan 7, 2010

Candy Dish: Which Credit Card Is Best For You?

• The best credit cards for college kids. • So what's the real story behind Miley's tat? • Who wears that much makeup to work out? • So this is what happens when Tiger runs out of women.... • Mmm. Chris Pine looks good in a suit. • What's up with the spanking?

Jan 7, 2010

Fist Pumpers Make Bank

I promised myself I would not fall head over heels for fist pumping and barber shop outings, but as quickly as you can say "duck phone" I was couldn't stop watching Pauly D burn coal in a gas grill. Thus opening the doors for a new guilty pleasure to enter my life, formally known as The Jersey Shore. If you asked me a month ago if I would be constructing my Guido name on Facebook, I would have told you to go smush yourself.

Jan 7, 2010

Something To Think About…

That seems a little bit backwards, no?

Jan 7, 2010

Candy Dish: The People Have Spoken

• People really like Sandra Bullock and Taylor Swift. • Is "The Notebook" going to Broadway? • Are you eating too fast? • Find the perfect hair color for you. • Bad news for Simon Cowell lovers. • Dress yourself 10 pounds thinner.

Jan 6, 2010

Candy Dish: Kate Gosselin Looks Different…

• Is it just me or does she look like a tranny? • Oh no, what's wrong with Gary Coleman? • One Olympian will do anything to win the gold. • What do the stars have in store for Brooke and Charlie Sheen? • Who's Ryan Gosling's new lady? • I think I love drunk Mariah.

Jan 6, 2010

Would You Rather… Fashion Dreams [POLL]

Would you rather choose 20 items from your favorite fashion icon's wardrobe to have for free OR have your favorite designer make five pieces just for you?

Jan 6, 2010

Get Your DVRs Ready – TV is Back!

The holidays are over, winter break is in full swing (or completely over, for some of us) and we no longer have to rely on "MADE" re-runs to satiate our hunger for reality TV. Lots of our favorite (read: guiltiest pleasure) shows are coming back this month.

Jan 6, 2010

Candy Dish: Wedding Bells for Paris Hilton?

• Paris Hilton is ready to settle down. • Why nice guys suck. • Miley's boyf is HOT. • How to hone your personal style. • Rihanna gets up close and personal with her new man. • Angie's got nothing on Sandra Bullock.

Jan 5, 2010

Candy Dish: More Bad News for Tiger Woods

• A Tiger Woods sex tape? It exists. • Will dishes woo Reese? • Kim Kardashian is one very lucky lady. • What makes the boys nervous in bed? • Dating site dumps the fatties. • Gwen Stefani has the hottest family ever.

Jan 5, 2010

I Hate You, Resolutioners

I don't make resolutions for the new year. Not only do I know I will not keep them, but I also know that anything important enough to give up on December 31st should probably be given up on any other day. I tried to give up cake once - what a disaster. Just knowing the 31st was coming and that I would soon be without my beloved buttercream sent me on a downward spiral that resulted with me, a fork and a missing Costco sheet cake.

Jan 5, 2010

Who Wouldn’t Mind a Little Chuck Bass in 3D?

First, every television set in America goes digital, and now TV is going 3D? Yes, people, the future is here. According to MSNBC, ESPN will be the first network to go 3D this June, dubbing their new station ESPN 3D (rather original) and fulfilling every sports fanatic’s wet dream for a decade.

Jan 5, 2010

Life After College: Scared Of The Dark

Some days I wake up in my NYC apartment, put on my robe, and walk around with a bowl of oatmeal saying "man oh man, am I real adult or what?" I pay bills, I clip coupons, and I change my sheets on a biyearly basis. It's kinda like I'm checking my mailbox twice a day to see if anyone has sent me an official "you're a functioning grown-up" certificate.

Jan 5, 2010

Lose Some Weight…With Taco Bell?

Apparently some lady with a deep love for burritos lost 50 pounds eating Taco Bell (from the drive-thru - homegirl couldn't even get out of the car). And now, thanks to her tremendous success, the head honchos over at Taco Bell HQ are trying to make us all think about Taco Bell in a new way.

Jan 5, 2010

Candy Dish: Marie Claire Lets It All Hang Out

• At least their cover model did... • Dawson's got a new job! • Vince Vaughn has officially put a ring on it. • The cutest sweater dresses around. • Welcome back, Kanye West! • Wanna save money on groceries?

Jan 5, 2010

Bad Advice Women Get: Laugh Away Those Pounds

Ah, weight loss: the subject that’s sold a thousand glossies. I just got finished reading People magazine’s latest “Half Their Size!” spread, a semi-regular feature that celebrates regular people who have shed an entire person’s worth of pounds.

Jan 4, 2010

Candy Dish: Why Do Guys Fake It?

• Cuz they do. A lot. • Bow Wow is a classy guy. • Tyra Banks was a mean boss? Shocking. • Mac gets warm and cozy this season. • What's the deal with Tila Tequila? • 10 iPhone apps we ladies could all use.

Jan 4, 2010

Bring Back the 90s!

The 90s for me (and most girls) can be summed up into three little words: The Babysitter's Club. Whenever my sparkly pink nail polished hand got a hold on one of those crisp chapter books I was lost for an entire afternoon, dedicated to Claudia's strict parents and Kristy's uber bossiness. That is, until my mother called me down for dinner: mac and cheese and a Swiss Cake Roll.

Jan 4, 2010

Candy Dish: Where’s Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods is doin' his girls thang in NYC. • 12 foods for beautiful hair. • Uh oh, Britney's dying her hair again. • These pictures are tripping us out. • Nice outfit, Jennifer Lopez. • 7 resolutions everyone ends up breaking.

Jan 4, 2010

The Weekly Ten: My New Year’s Resolution List

This week, after a particularly grueling New Year's Eve spent with 25 people in one tiny house with one tiny bathroom in New England, I had time (a lot) to reflect on my resolutions on the train ride back to NYC. I pondered 2010 and my resolutions between pages of Jen Lancaster's memoirs and occasionally badgering the BF to go fetch me red wine from the bar car on the Amtrak.

Jan 3, 2010

Better of Best of Overheard, 2009

(Two girls, walking through the mud after a football game.) Girl 1: I want to make a really inappropriate joke. Girl 2: Is it a Trail of Tears joke? Girl 1: Okay, yeah.

Jan 3, 2010

The Morning After: The Bloodbath

After overstaying my welcome at a friend's New Year's Eve party (read: falling over and taking out the lights and the music with my ass. True story), I decided to cut my losses and head home for the night. My friend with benefits was at a different NYE soiree and informed me via text that he was ready to get outta there and meet me for our own party.

Jan 2, 2010

Facebook Wall of Shame: Learn Some English

Girl Who's Too Busy Updating Facebook to Enjoy Her Vacation In flordia with my amazing boyfriend who got me a beautiful diamond necklace for xmas :) Girl Who Skipped 3rd Grade Grammar Class ,,liquor makess my blooood run hott;;; strippp downn babbyyy ♥ ;; show mee wutchaa got,

Jan 1, 2010

WTF Friday Goes Wild

At first glance I thought this was your typical case of a hungry baby gettin' some milk. But the look on that other guy's face tells a much more scandalous story. WTF is really going on here, we'll never know.

Dec 31, 2009

CollegeCandy’s BCS Bowl Guide!

As a student at a Big Ten school, football has become my soul purpose in life. From crackin' the first beer in the shower at 6am on game day to FB-stalking the quarterback (shhh!), my world revolves around a bunch of dudes in spandex tackling each other on some astro turf.

Dec 31, 2009

Candy Dish: Bad News for Jonas Lovers

• Get your Jonas on now, peeps, cuz it's gonna end soon. • New Year's Eve makeup ideas! •Make some resolutions....in bed. • Everyone wants Kate Winslet's bod. • Crave: platform boots. Drool. • Is Rihanna headed for a meltdown?