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May 24, 2010

Candy Dish: One Last Day in Cannes

• Everyone who's anyone is soaking up the sun in Cannes. • Confirmed: Gaga is a girl. • Did Jesse James want to get caught? • Can Kendra and Hank survive the sex tape(s)? • This makes Monday so much better. • Want. This. Dress. Now.

May 24, 2010

It’s All Uphill from Here, LiLo!

What’s black and white and red all over? Lindsay Lohan in her jail stripes, of course! While, no, she’s not getting hauled off to the clinker (yet), she has been handed a court-ordered sentence. So what’s LiLo’s punishment for evading justice and being a general menace to society?

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May 24, 2010

The Graduation Speech Mashup [VIDEO]

By now most of the college graduations have come and gone. You (former) seniors have already thrown out that overpriced, hot (as in temperature, not sexy factor) gown; hung that tassel from your rear view mirror; and opened all those necessary-but-totally-boring (luggage? WTF?) gifts. And you've probably forgotten the important lessons shared with you by your influential speaker.

May 24, 2010

Candy Dish: Brittany Murphy’s Husband Found Dead

Simon Monjack found dead in his home. • Kelly Bensimon says funny things. • 5 reasons ANTM is better these days. • Elin Nordegren hits Tiger where it hurts. • 5 songs that should be retired from the big screen. • Teen idols then (hot) and now (well, see for yourself).

May 24, 2010

The Weekly Ten: It’s All Over

[Don't worry, peeps. I'm not going to spoil the ending of Lost for those of who who haven't dedicated 16 hours of your Sunday to the big event. I can't promise you the readers/commentors won't, though.]

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May 23, 2010

The Morning After: The Vampire Bite

Hickeys. WTF good does a hickey ever do? WTF bad does a hickey ever do? Now that's a question I can answer. Unfortunately my answer involves parents, family friends and some big league embarrassment.

The 11 Things You Do In Your 20′s That You’ll Regret When You’re 40

Let’s face it: we all make stupid decisions. Like choosing a fifth over a review session, or bringing that guy home…who stole our iPod in the morning. That’s part of college life... and a big part of what makes it so memorable. But there are some choices that have longer lasting repercussions; things we do now that will haunt us later.

May 22, 2010

The Weekly Wrap-Up: Goodbye Gossip Girl, Hello Summer

Classes are out, exams are over, and I am thrilled to announce that outside my window it is a blissful 78 degrees. Dearest readers- the summer season is within reach. With the heat comes a breezy wardrobe, new flings, and a fresh excuse to document all the places you get drunk with those arm-out pictures that crop off half your face.

May 21, 2010

Gossip Cheat Sheet: Lindsay’s Going To Jail, Finally

Shizz went down this week: Biebs has a tat, Miley is still a bird, and George Lopez cheated on his wife (the same wife who GAVE HIM HER KIDNEY) with some hookers. You know, just another week. Anyway, while it pains me that I know so much about the lives of these people, I'm happy to report the deets for all of you. I really am a martyr.

May 21, 2010

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May 21, 2010

WTF Friday: Octomom Sells Out

I don't even know what to say about this. I mean, it's just too easy.

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May 21, 2010

The CC Weekly Weigh In: Our Biggest College Accomplishments

College time is like dog years; the things you accomplish/see/learn/sleep through in one year would take seven in the real world. And by the time you graduate, you'll have a whole lot to look back on. Between your academic accomplishments, your social accomplishments and just those little things you've learned about life (like doing your own laundry - HUGE milestone!), there's a lot to be proud of.

May 21, 2010

Candy Dish: Jesse James is Talking

• Jesse James explains why he's such an ass he cheated. • What ever happened to JTT? • Courtney Love drags Kate Moss into the crazy. • Katherine Heigl tries to seem more lovable. • They'll let anyone become a professor, eh? • Oh no, Miss USA, don't do it!

May 20, 2010

Candy Dish: Guys…in Heels?

• WTF is up with man-heels? • Kendra's sex tape might not be so bad for her.... • Did porn almost kill Bret Michaels? • Well, that's one way to deal with a cheater. • And this is why these people are single. • HOLY HELL. What are hipsters going to do now?!

May 20, 2010

Lindsay Lohan is Officially Worrying Me

It's no secret that Lindsay Lohan is in deep, smelly, steaming shadoobie. Between the drunken stumbles, the Twitter fights with her GF and the vagina flashes, we've been watching this girl's fall from grace for years now. We don't expect anything but a hot mess anymore.

May 20, 2010

Celebrating Celebrity Flaws: Beautiful, Bushy Brows

Plucking, waxing, and threading your eyebrows is far from an enjoyable process. Some might even go as far as to say it hurts like a bitch is painful. But it's worth it to many to get that perfectly arched, perfectly thinned out brow. But why? These gorgeous women prove that skipping out on the monthly (or in my case, weekly) upkeep and going for a more natural look is the way to go.

May 20, 2010

From PopEater: Have Famous Women Gotten Off The Hook For Cheating?

Stories of unfaithful celebrity husbands and the graphic details of their infidelities seem to be spreading faster than oil in the Gulf. But while we hear plenty about the unfaithful -- or rumored unfaithful -- why is it we never hear much about famous philandering females?

May 19, 2010

Candy Dish: Well Hello, Johnny Depp

• Spotted: Johnny Depp lookin' fiiine at Cannes. • Now that's a commencement speech. • Lindsay Lohan "lost" her passport, stuck in France. • Uh oh, Heroes is in trouble! • Who thought this was a good idea? • TMI, Will Smith and Jada!

May 19, 2010

Snooki’s Taking Over The World

I love when completely undeserving, socially unacceptable, borderline retarded people like Snooki are somehow able to rake in the big bucks for absolutely no reason at all. Good for you! (Actually, if you couldn’t tell by my tone, I absolutely hate it).

May 19, 2010

Would You Rather…

Would You Rather be locked in a room with Spencer Pratt (yes, crystals and all) OR Jenny Humphrey?

May 19, 2010

The Hills: Spencer Pratt, a Real Life Mr. Heckles

So it seems the people behind The Hills really want to go out with a bang…. and reignite Ryan Cabrera’s failed music career. It worked for Gaga (remember when LC and Whitney had to style her at some event a few seasons back?), so maybe Mr. Cabrera will be donning leotards and selling out stadiums around the world in a few years.

May 18, 2010

Candy Dish: We’re Way. Too. Excited. for SATC 2

• Want a little taste of SATC 2? • Joey Fatone takes a stab at a solo career. • OMG, all our Spencer Pratt dreams are coming true! • Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz may be out of Twilight. • Russell Brand's got an interesting addiction. • The downsides of dating your friends.

May 18, 2010

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: June Edition

Every month when I pick up my Cosmo, my roommate always picks it up off the coffee table and starts to read it. It’s entertaining, I know. But really, the only reason I read it is for research for this column. Don’t people (a.k.a my roommate) realize this magazine is filled with nonsense?! It doesn’t even have juicy celeb gossip to read to make me feel like I’m part of the inner celebrity circle.

May 18, 2010

Running the Bases, College Style

Was there anything more exhilarating, more energizing, more exciting than grilling a friend over AIM in 7th grade about what base she got to with her boyfriend? Of course at that point, first base was getting matched up with a guy during an intensive game of M.A.S.H, second base was making out in the back row of a movie theater while your friends sitting next to you giggled, and third base was letting him feel your training bra over your shirt.

May 18, 2010

From PopEater: Chelsea Handler Mocks Her Ex in Comedy Show

If Chelsea Handler's ex, Comcast head honcho Ted Harbert, is harboring any doubts that their breakup won't stick, he should go see her one-woman show, 'Chelsea, Chelsea, Bang, Bang.' Chelsea certainly isn't drowning her sorrows in her Belvedere. The raunchy comedienne is having the time of her life.

May 18, 2010

Gossip Girl: Jenny Humphrey Ruins Everything

Holy hell, the hits just kept on coming. First we discover Dan and Serena did a little lip-locking, then Jenny sells out her own bro in some evil plot to get Nate to love her perhaps we should send her a copy of "He's Just Not That Into You"?), then Blair finds Jenny in Brooklyn and does probably the meanest thing she’s ever done.

May 17, 2010

Candy Dish: Daaaaaamnn, Jennifer Hudson!

Jennifer Hudson looks hot, has it all. • Makeup can make you sick. • Check out Mac's sizzling new summer collection! • Ke$ha's getting even weirder. If that's possible. • Wait, Justin Bieber is more than friends with Miley?! • Two CW stars get their happily ever after.

May 17, 2010

The Creepiest Tampon Ads of All Time? [VIDEO]

No, they’re not tubes of chapstick or popsicles. Those, ladies, are grown men dressed as tampons. The French division of Tampax decided this was the best marketing strategy to take when pitching you their product. Huh?

May 17, 2010

The Men of Cannes. Let the Drooling Begin

While guys love ranking foreign and domestic beer, I love ranking foreign and domestic men. Which is why the Cannes Film Festival is my favorite time of year. Gorgeous men from near and far come together (in tuxedos!) to look into my soul the camera and look super fine. And even though Carey Mulligan tried to subvert my stalking by standing in front of every. camera. in the country of France, I was able to round up a few choice shots of Cannes’ finest.

May 17, 2010

Candy Dish: There’s a New Miss USA (Sans the Dramz)

• Wait, the Miss USA pageant happened? • Congrats, Gwen Stefani!! • The SATC ladies are closer than ever. • In a perfect world..... • Another Roman Polanski victim? • The perfect beach solutions for every body.

May 17, 2010

The Weekly Ten: Summer, Meh

By now, everyone is looking forward to the summer. Thoughts of a pool, a raft and a cold beer are about the only things getting us through the hell that is finals week. But while I love me some summer sundresses and the prospect of a steamy summer fling, summer isn't all rainbows and butterflies for me. Yes, this whiny girl with a Jew-fro has a bit of a bone to pick with summer.

May 16, 2010

Drinking: A Love/Hate Relationship

There's so much I love about drinking: it helps me forget about stress and schoolwork, it makes everything that happens so much funnier, and it's fun to do outside when it's nice out. (...and inside when it's crappy out. And in the morning. And in the night. And on Mondays.) And those crappy Black Eyed Peas songs you usually can't stand? Total fist pumpers! Not to mention the hilarious piecing together that happens the morning after.

May 16, 2010

The Morning After: The Curse of the Green Shorts

It all started with lime green spandex shorts. I thought they were the perfect thing to wear to the Glow theme party. And the St. Patrick's theme party. But those lime green spandex shorts really only spelled trouble for me.

May 14, 2010

Candy Dish: Goodbye, Law and Order (Sad Face)

• Law and Order gets the axe. My Saturdays are ruined. • Serena Williams has a BF. And he's in loooove. • The government says: more toilets for the ladies! • Ke$ha's got a new vid. Not surprisingly, it's weird. • 10 food secrets you didn't know. • Is Elizabeth Banks doin' the nasty with Chris Pine ?

May 14, 2010

Gossip Cheat Sheet: Matt Lauer, Cheater #357

Hey, guess what? Another male celebrity can't keep it in his pants! Bet you didn't see that one coming. We've had, what, a week without a cheating scandal in the past 2 months? While I know celebrity romances rarely last, my naivety sometimes gets the best of me when it comes to cheating.

May 14, 2010

WTF Friday: Work Those Kegels

Allow me to introduce you to Panty O's, the panties that strengthen your pelvic floor muscles because "tighter is better." (Yes, that is a direct quote from their low-budge website.)