• Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: The Old Spanker

    Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: The Old Spanker

    During the first couple of blogs in this series, some people were a bit miffed at our “judg…

  • Some Weird Eggs Would Like To Wish You A Happy Easter

    Some Weird Eggs Would Like To Wish You A Happy Easter

    There was a time in my young life when I was super religious. Growing up Roman Catholic meant Chur…

  • No Peeing On the Job (Unless It’s in a Bag)

    No Peeing On the Job (Unless It’s in a Bag)

    Like your job doesn’t suck enough. Now they’re telling you you have to pee in a bag.…

  • Jewno: Funnier Than The Original?

    Jewno: Funnier Than The Original?

    You know what’s funny? When people make fun of over-hyped things. You know what else is fu…

  • The Man Girdle. Oh Yes. It’s Here.

    The Man Girdle. Oh Yes. It’s Here.

    Step aside, Spanx!
    There’s a new brand of body shaper in town, but this time it’s…for men?
    WHAT?!…

  • Paranoia Confirmed: Everyone Is Staring At Me

    Paranoia Confirmed: Everyone Is Staring At Me

    I spend a lot of time telling myself to relax.
    Relax, I tell myself. It’s okay that you didn…

  • Singing Baby Makes Me Feel Untalented

    Singing Baby Makes Me Feel Untalented

    You know what makes me feel like an idiot? When some kid who can’t even use a toilet yet has proven h…

  • Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: The Sweet and Creepy

    Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: The Sweet and Creepy

    I have a friend who thinks that every Craigslist Missed Connection was written for her.
    Serious…

  • Celebrities and Their TINY Dogs: How I Hate Them

    Celebrities and Their TINY Dogs: How I Hate Them

    How do I hate celebrities with tiny dogs? Let me count the ways.
    First, they treat their dogs as ac…

  • A Painfully Awkward First (and Last) Date, Part 2

    A Painfully Awkward First (and Last) Date, Part 2

    [Click HERE to read the first installment. Seriously…it’s worth it…)
    Aft…

  • Daily Dose Of Weird: Woman Sits On Toilet For Two Years

    Daily Dose Of Weird: Woman Sits On Toilet For Two Years

    So…this morning on my way to school, I was reading this girl’s newspaper over her s…

  • A Painfully Awkward First (and Last) Date, Part 1

    A Painfully Awkward First (and Last) Date, Part 1

    I’m going to preface this by saying I truly wish I was making it up.
    I set myself up on a blind…

  • Rejection Made Easy: Dis-missals

    Rejection Made Easy: Dis-missals

    A lot of people have told me that they are eternally grateful to be on my good side. It seems that I c…