• Celebrities and Their TINY Dogs: How I Hate Them

    Celebrities and Their TINY Dogs: How I Hate Them

    How do I hate celebrities with tiny dogs? Let me count the ways.
    First, they treat their dogs as ac…

  • A Painfully Awkward First (and Last) Date, Part 2

    A Painfully Awkward First (and Last) Date, Part 2

    [Click HERE to read the first installment. Seriously…it’s worth it…)
    Aft…

  • Daily Dose Of Weird: Woman Sits On Toilet For Two Years

    Daily Dose Of Weird: Woman Sits On Toilet For Two Years

    So…this morning on my way to school, I was reading this girl’s newspaper over her s…

  • A Painfully Awkward First (and Last) Date, Part 1

    A Painfully Awkward First (and Last) Date, Part 1

    I’m going to preface this by saying I truly wish I was making it up.
    I set myself up on a blind…

  • Rejection Made Easy: Dis-missals

    Rejection Made Easy: Dis-missals

    A lot of people have told me that they are eternally grateful to be on my good side. It seems that I c…

  • Paris Hilton Blackberry Diary: March 11, 2008

    Paris Hilton Blackberry Diary: March 11, 2008

    Dear Blackberry,
    I just got back from Vegas and I am so hungover. Me and Benji spent the whole week…

  • My St. Patrick’s Day Mission: Food and Green Beer

    My St. Patrick’s Day Mission: Food and Green Beer

    St. Patrick’s Day, March 17th, MISSION AT HAND: Find. green. beer.
    Oh? Is that just me?? N…

  • Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: the Spelling-Impaired Stalker

    Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: the Spelling-Impaired Stalker

    In our first installment of Craigslist Is Full of F&%cking Weird People, we have a Missed Co…

  • You’re Free to Be a Total Mess: ROL 2: Episode 7

    You’re Free to Be a Total Mess: ROL 2: Episode 7

    Last time: Forget it, who cares.
    It’s morning at the Bret House O’ Tramps and Inna&…

  • This Goat Is A Metaphor…For LIFE

    This Goat Is A Metaphor…For LIFE

    As independent, hard-working women of the modern world, we’re constantly faced with st…

  • One-Stop Shopping: Need a New Computer? Or a Man?

    One-Stop Shopping: Need a New Computer? Or a Man?

    So you’re ready to meet the man of your dreams…all you need to do is find him. But you’ve bee…

  • Was Michelangelo Hot?

    Was Michelangelo Hot?

    I almost wish I lived in the 1500s so I could bang Michelangelo.
    There, I said it, and I’m only a lit…

  • Move Over, Lion and Lamb. There’s a New Animal Unison In Town.

    Move Over, Lion and Lamb. There’s a New Animal Unison In Town.

    So it’s finally, finally Saturday. You probably started celebrating the fact that the w…