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    Cards for Every Occasion

    I spent twenty five minutes in the greeting card aisle of CVS last night. I literally picked up an…

  • Surviving The Holiday Office Party…So You Can Keep Your Job

    Surviving The Holiday Office Party…So You Can Keep Your Job

    Ah, the conundrum that is holiday office parties. More often than not, the liquor is plentiful a…

  • Gym Goers, Here’s Some Fart Etiquette

    Gym Goers, Here’s Some Fart Etiquette

    It’s that time of year again.
    You know, the time when we realize that our New Year’s resolution to…

  • When Did Prude Turn Into Pills?

    When Did Prude Turn Into Pills?

    In a college whirlwind of saucy stories, sexcapades, and scandals I guess I’m just a litt…

  • I’m Dreaming of a (Hellish) New York Christmas

    I’m Dreaming of a (Hellish) New York Christmas

    I love Gawker. I really do. They get the best emails.
    Like this one, a three day “New York at Christ…

  • Cookies When You Need ‘Em Most

    Cookies When You Need ‘Em Most

    Maybe it’s that time of the month, and you don’t really care if it’s 2 in the morning—you just real…

  • How To Deal: Hating the Guy You Hooked-Up With

    How To Deal: Hating the Guy You Hooked-Up With

    Sometimes it happens immediately, sometimes it takes a few weeks or even months, but no matter w…

  • Girls Are Annoying: Confessions of a Girly Girl

    Girls Are Annoying: Confessions of a Girly Girl

    Trust me, I am a girly girl. My makeup drawer is bigger than my sock drawer, I check my reflection i…

  • What the Hell is Inside Your Purse?

    What the Hell is Inside Your Purse?

    Andy Rooney, a super old guy who used to make movies and now just sits in an office and lets 60 Minut…

  • Old School Sesame Street: Gritty and Terrifying

    Old School Sesame Street: Gritty and Terrifying

    Sesame Street is no longer safe for kids.In a hilarious New York Times article, Virginia Heffer…

  • Mystery Science Theater 3000: My Thanksgiving Tradtion

    Mystery Science Theater 3000: My Thanksgiving Tradtion

    Ah, Thanksgiving traditions.
    Some of them are sweet; sitting around a table surrounded by peop…

  • Don’t Do Long Distance in College!

    Don’t Do Long Distance in College!

    Okay, okay, I may be a bit biased on this topic, due to my heartbreak three years ago at the end of my…

  • I Have Your Next Two Hours Planned…

    I Have Your Next Two Hours Planned…

    Because I just spent two of mine reading this blog .You read that link right. It’s a chapst…