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    Don’t Do Long Distance in College!

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    I Have Your Next Two Hours Planned…

    Because I just spent two of mine reading this blog .You read that link right. It’s a chapst…

  • Jonathan Rhys Meyers Freaks Me Out

    Jonathan Rhys Meyers Freaks Me Out

    A few years ago, Match Point was on HBO. Having nothing better to do, I began watching it, and noti…

  • Farting in a Relationship; When is it OK?

    Farting in a Relationship; When is it OK?

    The other night, as I slept soundly in my bed dreaming about my new MJ aviators, my phone started t…

  • Will He Hold the Door, Or Elbow You in the Face?

    Will He Hold the Door, Or Elbow You in the Face?

    Chivalry is not dead. It’s alive and well—or, at least alive.Since moving to New York, I have com…

  • Christmas in November: Is That Really Necessary?!

    Christmas in November: Is That Really Necessary?!

    It’s back!
    After trying a few months of looking at the positives in life, I decided to put a…

  • My Domestic Dispute

    My Domestic Dispute

    I was rudely awoken this morning at the ripe hour of 6:45 to the sounds of passionate sex being had…

  • Costume Ideas for the Broke and Lazy!

    Costume Ideas for the Broke and Lazy!

    Last Saturday in Manhattan, I saw every costume imaginable. Swarms of bees, a duo from the Great …

  • Vanity, Drugs, and a Sex-Crazed Boss: Working at American Apparel

    Vanity, Drugs, and a Sex-Crazed Boss: Working at American Apparel

    I’ve talked about American Apparel before. Those ads that look like porn with bad lighting? Tho…

  • Choose Your Own Celebrity “Miss Fortune”

    Choose Your Own Celebrity “Miss Fortune”

    Back in the day, a celebrity’s entertainment value was limited to only two dimensions: t…

  • University of Wisconsin: What Are You Being For Halloween?

    University of Wisconsin: What Are You Being For Halloween?

    Watch Yang Miller crash the University of Wisconson’s library in hopes of finding out wh…

  • Viva La Sexy Costumes!

    Viva La Sexy Costumes!

    “I have the perfect Halloween costume” my friend said the other day as we walked past one of New Yo…

  • Afternoon Laugh: Robot Chicken Takes On 80’s Cartoons

    Afternoon Laugh: Robot Chicken Takes On 80’s Cartoons

    Take a breather this afternoon and check out Adult Swim’s Robot Chicken’s take on…