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    Jewno: Funnier Than The Original?

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    The Man Girdle. Oh Yes. It’s Here.

    Step aside, Spanx!
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  • Paranoia Confirmed: Everyone Is Staring At Me

    Paranoia Confirmed: Everyone Is Staring At Me

    I spend a lot of time telling myself to relax.
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  • Singing Baby Makes Me Feel Untalented

    Singing Baby Makes Me Feel Untalented

    You know what makes me feel like an idiot? When some kid who can’t even use a toilet yet has proven h…

  • Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: The Sweet and Creepy

    Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: The Sweet and Creepy

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    Celebrities and Their TINY Dogs: How I Hate Them

    How do I hate celebrities with tiny dogs? Let me count the ways.
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  • A Painfully Awkward First (and Last) Date, Part 2

    A Painfully Awkward First (and Last) Date, Part 2

    [Click HERE to read the first installment. Seriously…it’s worth it…)
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  • Daily Dose Of Weird: Woman Sits On Toilet For Two Years

    Daily Dose Of Weird: Woman Sits On Toilet For Two Years

    So…this morning on my way to school, I was reading this girl’s newspaper over her s…

  • A Painfully Awkward First (and Last) Date, Part 1

    A Painfully Awkward First (and Last) Date, Part 1

    I’m going to preface this by saying I truly wish I was making it up.
    I set myself up on a blind…

  • Rejection Made Easy: Dis-missals

    Rejection Made Easy: Dis-missals

    A lot of people have told me that they are eternally grateful to be on my good side. It seems that I c…

  • Paris Hilton Blackberry Diary: March 11, 2008

    Paris Hilton Blackberry Diary: March 11, 2008

    Dear Blackberry,
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  • My St. Patrick’s Day Mission: Food and Green Beer

    My St. Patrick’s Day Mission: Food and Green Beer

    St. Patrick’s Day, March 17th, MISSION AT HAND: Find. green. beer.
    Oh? Is that just me?? N…

  • Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: the Spelling-Impaired Stalker

    Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: the Spelling-Impaired Stalker

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